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#1 islandbride8

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    Posted 20 January 2011 - 11:00 AM

     This was emailed to me today and it really picked me up after a bad morning... Hope it does the same for someone else!




    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.



    4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.



    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?



    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.



    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.



    10. Bad decisions make good stories.



    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work

        when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.



    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.



    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.



    14. I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.



    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.



    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night that more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.



    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.



    18. I sometimes have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.



    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?



    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!



    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.



    22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



    23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.



    24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    #2 CanadianLindsey

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      Posted 20 January 2011 - 12:40 PM

      Ha ha!!  Those are great!!  I'm totally at #11 right now!

      #3 Vettiebean

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        Posted 22 January 2011 - 12:40 AM

        This is hilarious. I agree with alllll of those!! Makes so much sense and so funny to read. Thanks for sharing!

        #4 Debs

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          Posted 22 January 2011 - 11:30 AM

          those are awesome!

          #5 jennifersyble

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            Posted 22 January 2011 - 12:12 PM

            Love it! I enjoy watching Bridezilla on tv sometimes...really puts things into perspective...in a backwards way. 

            #6 wendyjd

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              Posted 23 January 2011 - 08:52 AM

              this is a great list.


              here is my most recent adult realization...I finally became an adult last year (in my mind) because I bought a 4 door car.  All my 15+ years of driving I have had sports car/coupes and I purchased a 4 door car.  I still feel like I'm driving a boat but it is convenient when family need a ride.

              #7 janapana

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                Posted 31 January 2011 - 01:03 PM

                haha i love the last one, made me laugh out loud!

                #8 Teira1031

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                  Posted 31 January 2011 - 01:27 PM

                  These are great! So funny & oh so true!

                  #9 Lizk23

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                    Posted 14 February 2011 - 06:40 AM

                    # 3 and # 5 made me geek out...actually they all did hilarious!

                    #10 HazelsMelody

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                      Posted 22 February 2011 - 06:04 AM

                      That was great! I think I've seen that before, I need a refresher this morning. Thanks for posting!

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