tell us your best (or worst!) drunk story!
Posted 10 June 2008 - 10:08 PM
So here was my brothers that I told:
Few years back during Spring Jam (big campus block party where the drinking starts before you get in the shower at 8am) my brother was sitting on the deck railing, making out with a girl. In the middle of making out, he proceeds to fall off the deck. Which is about 5 feet up. So he falls off. Picks himself back up and dusts off, then walks back up to the girl, resumes his seat on the railing, and continues to make out like nothing happened!
Who does that?!
Posted 11 June 2008 - 12:25 AM
1) Got trashed and walked through the city topless; wound up getting dared by a friend to streak across a 4-lane highway in front of a cop. (This is how I got the last half of my username for my nickname.)
2) Trashed at a birthday party for a friend of mind when I was 16. The cops had already raided it once (hello- should have been a clue right there!), but we kept partying on the second floor of the house she lived in. Couple hours later, cops were let in, and everyone went running to the back bedroom. There was a window in her closet that led to a roof where we could jump down and run. So I was standing in the window (with my back facing the window) when the cops rounded the corner in the bedroom. My friend Reagan shoved me out the window backwards. I rolled off the roof, only to find a cop standing there with his gun drawn. This is the part I still can't believe: As we're giving info to the cop and he tells me he's hauling me in to call my folks, my brother drives past and I called out to him. The cop actually let my brother ride in the cop car with me (after making up a BS story about how I lived with my 19 year old brother), and then released me to my brother.
Posted 11 June 2008 - 02:37 AM
I fear placing my drunken stories on the world wide web...let's just say I have some
Posted 11 June 2008 - 10:29 AM
Well, on the way home, I started to feel really sick. We stopped off at a friend's place to drop him off, and as soon as the car stopped moving, I rolled off the seat and proceeded to puke on whoever's lawn was under me.
I later found out the lawn belonged to a fraternity...not sure if they saw me or not, but it was not my finest moment by a long shot. Oh, and my dear friend who was kind enough to hold my hair out of my face never fails to remind me that I got puke on his very expensive shoes.
Posted 11 June 2008 - 10:36 AM
My second one is wakeing up one morning and realizing that i threw up all over the room! I had chili that night so it was red! gross! my roommate cleaned it up!! eww but how sweet!!!
yuck yuck yuck... Now i try not to get that bad!!!
Posted 11 June 2008 - 10:38 AM
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 11:14 AM
1) I was at a Metallica concert when I was 19, I guess. At this venue, they stop serving beer when the main act goes on. So, there is this guy who is HAMMERED! He was stumbling down to his seat with 2 drink carries of beer = 8 beers. I grabbed both of them and said "Thanks so much sweetie! I really appreciate you getting the beer!" and gave him a kiss on the cheek. I always wondered when he figured it out, considering a) there were 8 beers and at stadiums they cost like $6 a piece!
2) We were out for someone's birthday and somehow got separated when leaving. I headded for one cab and they climbered into another. We decided to meet at White Castle. I stayed there for about 30 minutes waiting for them and they never showed! WHen I ordered my food the girl asked if I wanted anything to drink and I told her no and pulled a can of beer out of my purse and proceeded to drink it with my chicken rings. I decide I'm going to walk back to my friend's house since I can't get in touch with her and I didn't have any cash so the cab wouldn't take me. 3 miles in stilhetto heels at 4:30 am is not fun! By the time I got to her house, both of my heels were cracked and I find this trail of White Castle wrappers across the yard, and both of my friends passed out in the lawn furniture.
3) My roommate got drunk one night during the Christmas season and he and some friends went out and stole a bunch of plastic yard decorations. They then tried to start a bonfire with them in the backyard. That was fun to explain! While they were out, they also re-arranged all of those lighted deer into dirty poses.
My making out story--I was 16 and leaving the Derby. It's pretty much Mardi Gras confined to a tiny field that horses run around. My college neighbor boy and I always used to flirt but he called me jailbait. So, I run into him, literally, crossing (I use that term loosely) the street. So, we proceed to make out in the middle of the road with all of these cars honking at us to move. My friend drags me away and goes "did you just tie up all of the traffic on 4th street?"
I know I have better stories, I just can't remember any! LOL
Posted 11 June 2008 - 11:29 AM
another time is i went to my friend tina's bach party in ac. wastedddd. my sis drove home and i puked most of the way home. she had to pull over like 5 times, i puked in her car, it was a mess and i had to clean her car the next day it was SOO gross cuz we ate at carmines and - just trust me, it was nasty. ;o) goodness i have so many stories i wanna share but those two are fine ;o) hahahahahah
Posted 11 June 2008 - 12:00 PM
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