Colonix. Turn back now or forever hold your peace.
Posted 27 April 2008 - 10:28 PM
I'm a regular pooper, I do my business at least 2 times a day..... But Tim, that's another thing entirely..... he's lucky if he goes 4 times a week! And his time in the "Office" is precious and it's like a 3 ring circus when he's dropping the kids off at the pool! SOOOO he is going for an actual colonic..........he's SOOOO excited too! I'm going to see how this works out for you ladies and see how the Arbonne one works out for me.....So maybe next time! But I will love reading up on all your experiences...
Posted 28 April 2008 - 12:23 AM
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Posted 28 April 2008 - 11:45 AM
| Originally Posted by Maura |
watch out celina, that might make you a poop whore ;-)
Posted 28 April 2008 - 11:51 AM
| Originally Posted by carly |
That's cuz you're a whore!!!
(Now don't anyone go getting mad at me, this in in reference to Celina's thread from earlier today and some punk little girl.)
Posted 28 April 2008 - 04:42 PM
Anyway I remember in the old thread someone (I think it was Sarah) mentioned that they would just take the fiber with very little water and chug it like a shot. I did that b/c the thought of having to sip a whole bottle full of water made me want to kill myself. So I sucked it up and took it. YUCK! The after taste stayed in my mouth forever.
Anyway then at night I drank the tea (your supposed to let it seep for 1 to 2 minutes for the first 5 days). Yeah I'm an impatient one so I let it seep for 4 minutes. Now I also remember the girls saying that the tea helps you get amazing sleep and that you usually have to go when you wake up in the morning.
Well the tea wasn't bad at all. But I didn't get that great rest that everyone else did. My body kept waking me up to pee. So finally I wake up in the morning and nothing. No feelings of wanting to go or anything. I was really disappointed. So I took the 2 pills again this morning and then decided to up the fiber to a spoonful (which your only supposed to take after the 5th day). Yeah that did it allright. I was on the train and I thought I was going to die. But it literally didn't kick in for two hours.
So I swear to you I almost had an accident. No lie. I have never felt that way in my life. I was cramping so bad and I ran into some shady mall bathroom. I don't even know what mall I was in! I was in tears from the pain and the fear of pooping my pants. So I run into a stall and it all came out. I didn't look to see b/c I had more pressing business...there was no toilet paper in the stall. LOL. So now I had to wait until the coast was clear and I had to run to the next stall to get TP.
Umm yeah I think I'm going to wake up earlier tomorrow and take it so that if it takes 2 hours to kick in I'll still be home and not huddled in pain on the train.
Posted 28 April 2008 - 04:46 PM