| Originally Posted by jean-marcus |
k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained...
with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..
I'm sure those older Candian ladies can't wait until you are allowed back into Canada.