First off- this is the best thread EVER! I have SO many things I need to get off my chest!
Dear Uncle,
Grow the hell up. Everyone is tired of you being so inconsiderate and self destructive. You're fucking 50 years old- act like it. This is the time in your life when you should be taking care of your mother, not the other way around. You're gonna kill the poor old lady! Just get your shit together and stop mooching off of us!
~Tati
Dear Guy I Just Got Off the Phone With,
I work in a multi-million dollar nightclub. We're not going to go out of business because you refuse to pay for a bottle service reservation. There is no need to yell at me about my prices. We've survived this far without your business and we'll be okay without it too... Go to Ghost Bar, go to any popular nightclub in Dallas and see if their prices are any better... It's industry standard! If you can't afford it- STAY HOME!
~Tati
WHEW THAT FELT GOOD!!!