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that you would never do, or have at your wedding.

 

Not to be mean... I love my cousin but at her GORGEOUS poolside ceremony she had these christmas ornaments on the tables as a favor and they had photocopied a photo of themselves and stuck inside with confetti and it was really awful. It was just really random and a really bad quality photo. It was odd.

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I went to a wedding with a putting green and a pinata. It did not go over well and it was literally the only form of entertainment.

 

I also went to a wedding that served pumpkin bread and some kind of pineapple fluff. That was about it. My family all went out to Outback afterwards. We traveled 4 hours to get to that wedding which included an overnight stay. The least they could've done was feed us!

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I just got back from a wedding in the Mayan and it was on the beach during mid-day and as I turned around to watch the bride walk down the aisle I saw a woman tanning topless who was standing up watching the ceremony (she had huge knockers)...it was totally distracting if you know what I mean. It is something kind of out of your control but if it was my wedding I would've flipped out. When my FI sees me walking down the aisle I don't want him to be distracted by some other womans boobies.

 

We are having a sunset wedding at a private restaurant on the beach so hopefully we can avoid this kind of thing.

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I went to a wedding last summer that had me swearing the whole time. It was a girl I went to high school with, who I hadn't seen but a few times since. She got married at this place called "The Lakes" - which were more like swamps. The ceremony was set on a hill so when you leaned slightly to one side, your chair almost tipped over. They stood in a gazebo to get married and the Groom was so tall, you couldn't see his head. They had Michael Bolton music blaring from a speaker on the top of the building. The preacher said the wrong names. No alcohol at the reception and they had us sitting at a table in the corner down a hallway, so we couldn't see what was going on with the couple from our table.

 

Lets just say, we needed a couple of shots just to make it through that one. HORRIBLE!!!

 

The worst part, she offered her planning help with my wedding because she had planned this wedding for over 2 years!! Wow.

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Originally Posted by lil_reeves View Post
I just got back from a wedding in the Mayan and it was on the beach during mid-day and as I turned around to watch the bride walk down the aisle I saw a woman tanning topless who was standing up watching the ceremony (she had huge knockers)...it was totally distracting if you know what I mean. It is something kind of out of your control but if it was my wedding I would've flipped out. When my FI sees me walking down the aisle I don't want him to be distracted by some other womans boobies.

We are having a sunset wedding at a private restaurant on the beach so hopefully we can avoid this kind of thing.
This one made me giggle. I would have totally laughed if I had been at that wedding. I say this because my FI is always pointing out other females boobs and commenting on them, "oh, those are nice." or "oh, wow, she needs a better bra." He is a total boob man. I think I would have to agree with you though, I DEFF want him looking at me and my boobs on our wedding day....I think he can handle that.

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Oh this is a fun thread!

lets see... a potluck wedding. that one was interesting.

I personally also vowed I would never wear a crazy head piece crown thingy.

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I just got back from a wedding in the Mayan and it was on the beach during mid-day and as I turned around to watch the bride walk down the aisle I saw a woman tanning topless who was standing up watching the ceremony (she had huge knockers)...it was totally distracting if you know what I mean. It is something kind of out of your control but if it was my wedding I would've flipped out. When my FI sees me walking down the aisle I don't want him to be distracted by some other womans boobies.

We are having a sunset wedding at a private restaurant on the beach so hopefully we can avoid this kind of thing.
eeewww, this is exactly why I chose my location, it was a private beach - no unwanted boobies! lol

i swore i wouldn't stress over the details - and i didn't!

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I went to a wedding where there was almost NO dancing, yet a huge dancefloor. The family was very religious and I guess they were against it. I totally got up there and shook it for one number though! cheesy.gif

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I went to a wedding last summer and the mother of the bride didn't want the reception to be boring so she brought in a drama team to put on a murder mystery. The thing is none of the guests knew there was a murder mystery. Alot of people were freaked out when people were running around with fake blood.

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Ok I have a good one. My DH cousin's wedding last summer was an 1 1/2 away in a town that had population some where around 72. The ceremony was nice... but the reception was at this old bar that had closed down and you got two tickets... and the beer cost 2 tickets... and they brought it in in a case. They had some liquor that was for the wedding party only. And some distant relative of the brides was stealing money out of the envelops til some kids saw him and told my hubby and his brother (they are tough guys, ha) Paper plates, plastic forks, a big roast and some slaw. Haha. But, I knew they didn't have much money so it was perfect. I was also laughing because my 2 sister in laws had never been that close to a cornfield before, and we had to get our pic taken by it, haha.

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