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#1 Hartyt509

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:52 PM

    KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS


    'Never trust a dog to watch your food.'
    * Patrick, age 10


    'When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look
    stupid?'don't answer.'
    * Hannah, 9


    'Never tell your mum her diet's not working.'
    * Michael, 14

    'When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
    your hair'.
    * Taylia, 10


    'Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a
    Tic-Tac.'
    * Andrew, 9


    'Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.'
    * Kyoyo, 9


    'You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
    milk.'
    * Armir, 9


    'Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.'
    * Kellie, 11


    'If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
    horse.'
    * Naomi, 15


    'Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.'
    * Lauren, 9


    'Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a
    baseball bat.
    * Joel,10


    'When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mum when she's on the phone.'
    * Alyesha, 13

    'Never try to baptize a cat. '
    * Eileen, 8


    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?


    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    * Alan, age 10


    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    * Kirsten, age 10



    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    * Camille, age 10


    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
    * Freddie, age 6


    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    * Derrick, age 8


    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


    Both don't want any more kids.
    * Lori, age 8



    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    * Lynnette, age 8


    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    * Martin, age 10


    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
    SOUR?


    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    * Craig, age 9



    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


    When they're rich.
    * Pam, age 7


    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    * Curt, age 7


    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    * Howard, age 8


    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


    I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
    * Theodore, age 8


    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    * Anita, age 9

    #2 ErinB

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      Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:00 PM

      I love the marriage quotes! Thanks for the laugh!

      #3 Hartyt509

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        Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:03 PM

        My fav is the sour date one lmao

        #4 JaimeLynne

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          Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:05 PM



          Quote:
          'If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
          horse.'
          * Naomi, 15
          smart girl...

          ~ Jaime & Martin ~
          "Rain or Swine! 2-0-0-9"

          We had 24 people attend our wedding in Las Caletas, Mexico on May 24th, 2009!

          We all stayed at The Marriott in P.V., and Honeymooned at The Royal Plantation in Ochos Rios, Jamaica!


          #5 BachataBride

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            Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:06 PM

            This is so cute!!
            Kids are so funny!!! Thanks for the laughs...I needed them this afternoon!

            #6 KLC77

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              Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:07 PM

              Quote:
              Originally Posted by Hartyt509
              KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS

              'If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
              horse.'
              * Naomi, 15

              Harty, these had me laughing out loud. Thanks! The one above is by far my favorite!
              ~Kelly

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              #7 JHarwood2Be

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                Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:23 PM

                Those are too cute....except for the 8 year old talking about his future sex life!
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                #8 ACDCDCAC

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                Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:26 PM

                those are great! so funny! :) :) :)

                #9 bumbles

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                  Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:47 PM

                  Thanks you made this boring day at work a lot brighter!

                  #10 jajajaja

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                    Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:59 PM

                    Very cute!! Love those kids.
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