What's the strangest date you've ever had?
Posted 22 April 2008 - 01:20 PM
Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:42 PM
Probably the ickiest...
Freshman year of college (I think) we met these really hot football players on spring break. They played for Tennessee so they were supposed to come up and visit one weekend. Well, my guy ended up breaking his foot in practice so he couldn't make it. My BFF's guy brings his boss to tag along. The man was 37 and bald! not great when you are 18-19. The selling point was "He's got an awsome car". Um, no.
I didn't know any of this until they got to town. My BFF and I worked at the same place in the mall and had a late close. They boys in the mean time decided to go to the strip club where they got hammered! Never pick your blind date up from the strip club--it really sets a bad tone for the evening. I think I've blocked out most of the the evening because it was so traumatic, but I do remember him hanging all over me, me trying to run away, and at one point a waitress asked me if my dad was ok and had someone to drive him home!
Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:48 PM
it was just too creepy for me. needless to say, we did not go out again, and our mutual friend got a punch in the shoulder when i saw him again.
Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:56 PM
One year during Gold Cup (huge basketball tournament here in Ontario) we met a french team from Quebec & they were really nice guys, but most of them didn't speak English very good. We met up with them alot during the tournament & finally on the 2nd last days, 2 of the guys with the best English came over & asked if we would meet them for dinner. We decided to go because they were nice.
Imagine the looks on our faces when we show up at the restaraunt, and we're not on a "date" with the 2 guys, but the ENTIRE TEAM!!!!!!
The argued over who would sit beside us and who would pay for our meals!!!!
It was flattering, but kinda uncomfortable to look kinda slutty for going out with an entire basketball team!!!! We didn't hear the end of it for the longest time, but to be honest most girls at our school were jealous because every last guy on that team was smokin!!!
Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:57 PM
Posted 22 April 2008 - 03:01 PM
When I was 18 my mom hooked me up with this guy, she was friends with his dad brother and they were going camping so they invited me to go. It was me, my date and his Dad going up to join their family in the mountains. So, he picks me up and is decent looking and had a really nice truck! But it only had two seats. So, I sat on an ice chest in the middle of their two seats. No big deal... well then we stop at a beer store and buy like five cases of beer. The proceed to drink them at a very high pace while driving me around!! By this time we are on these backroads in the middle of nowhere so I really couldn't get out and walk. I kept saying why don't we lay off the beer?? Then! we get lost and can't find where they are camping and none of us have cell phone reception. We finally find our way back into the town and are all starving so we go to this restraunt, by this time they are plastered. His Dad goes to get out of the truck and apparently the seats were new and not bolted in yet and his dad with the seat fall onto the ground! I was soooo embarrased. We go into the restraunt and they are just soooo rude. I finally call my mom and tell her to come pick me up or else I am hitchiking home. When she got there the dude had this big huge lip full of copenhagen and tried to give me a kiss!!!! WTF?! Anyway, I never let my Mom hook me up again!
Posted 22 April 2008 - 03:02 PM
Posted 22 April 2008 - 03:16 PM
Well, he followed me inside. I do the fake yawn, I gotta go to work early thing, etc. trying to get rid of him. I walked out of the room and came back to find him in his underwear on my couch! The direct quote was "Since I brought you home, how about a blow job?" WTF!?!
I told him no and he needed to get dressed and leave...He says he wants to stay and cuddle, it's too late for him to go home, blah blah blah. This went on for what seemed like hours, until I fianlly told him he could sleep on the couch if he was gone by the time I woke up!
I locked my bedroom door and pushed my desk in front of it! I also called my friend to thank her for letting me go out with a weirdo! I never saw him again! Thank god we lived so far away or I could have ended up with a stalker!
Posted 22 April 2008 - 03:18 PM
It may have been early senior year of high school and some â€œfriendsâ€ of mine that I hadnâ€™t seen or spoken to in a while out of the blue called me and set me up with a friend of theirs. The guy was really nice during the numerous phone conversations we had and of course, had the mystical appeal of being an older guy (19 or 20?).
We finally decided to meet up and as soon as he pulls up, I realize how NOT my type he was! Totally not as described by my friends or himself! I get in deciding at least itâ€™ll be good convo like the phone and Iâ€™ll keep a friend out of it. However he pulled a 180 on me! During the entire car ride to the restaurant, he kept making ridiculous comments like how white his teeth were for a smoker (yellow as a sunny day!) and how much money he made during his summer DJ job at some random booby bar!
After dinner (ughhh!!) we ended up making a pit stop to his basement apartment/â€DJ studioâ€ where my â€œfriendsâ€ were going to meet us. As soon as he flicked on the lightsâ€¦ROACHES SCATERED EVERYWHEREâ€¦and I mean EVERYWHERE! Mind you, I am terrified of roaches...always have been; a true phobia.
I FROZE, and once I got my bearings I didnâ€™t step in but tried to be polite and said I think the food gave me a horrible stomach ache and I needed to go home NOW! Needless to say, he must have noticed my completely red face with fear ridden eyes and rushed me home in silence. From that point on, I realized why I hadnâ€™t spoken to those â€œfriendsâ€ in a while and after that night, they were no longer that!
If only I could go back and slap some sense to my teenage self!
Posted 22 April 2008 - 03:42 PM
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