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My dad just sent me this joke, and I got a little chuckle out of it, so I thought I'd post. I know many of us are a little stressed out (some more than others!), but a little laugh will help us all!

 

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An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with

normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are

you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

 

Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's

fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,

POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off. " WOW,

That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor

calls Chuck's wife.

 

"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in

awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the

night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF!

the light goes off?

 

"Oh my Lord!" Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator again!

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Another from my dad ...

 

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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the

apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the

top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is

brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

 

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to

women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something

acceptable to have dinner with.

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