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#1 LCBride2007


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    Posted 20 December 2006 - 06:02 PM

    My dad just sent me this joke, and I got a little chuckle out of it, so I thought I'd post. I know many of us are a little stressed out (some more than others!), but a little laugh will help us all!

    Post your joke of the day here!

    An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are
    you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
    fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
    POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off. " WOW,
    That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor
    calls Chuck's wife.

    "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in
    awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
    night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF!
    the light goes off?

    "Oh my Lord!" Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator again!

    #2 TammyWright


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    Posted 20 December 2006 - 06:15 PM

    that is so funny

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    #3 TammyB

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      Posted 20 December 2006 - 06:41 PM

      lol that is cute.. and first time I seen that one...

      #4 A10CalGal

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        Posted 26 December 2006 - 03:56 PM

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        Posted 26 December 2006 - 05:04 PM

        hahaha good one!!

        #6 Sarah


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          Posted 26 December 2006 - 05:12 PM

          Very cute- thanks for sharing!

          #7 LCBride2007


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            Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:24 PM

            Another from my dad ...

            Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
            tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
            afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
            apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the
            top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
            They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is
            brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

            Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
            women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
            acceptable to have dinner with.

            #8 Jessalyn

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              Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:29 PM

              Very cute! Loved the first one! Thanks for sharing!
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              #9 Natalie Z

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                Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:29 PM

                ann those are funny, thanks for posting!

                #10 BayBug

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                  Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:00 PM

                  That was funny! Thanks, for that little pick me up!

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