the poop thing is so gross! with my ocd, i would probably have had to amputate
i went to a second cousin's wedding once. when we got home, there was a call from a family member, the bride had to call the police because the groom was chasing her down the street with a knife!
oh, and at another wedding (same side of the family), 2 of my cousins, who were sisters, got into a fistfight! nice!
oh, and another one, same side of the family, my grandfather found the groom, his now grandson-in-law, passed out on the bathroom floor.