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#1 TammyB

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    Posted 06 September 2007 - 11:52 AM


    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
    argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
    more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**k YOU!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
    now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
    "What's wrong?"
    For the woman's response refer to #3.

    #2 MsShelley


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      Posted 06 September 2007 - 11:56 AM

      I use a lot of these!! lol

      #3 DreaW

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        Posted 06 September 2007 - 11:57 AM

        I use all of these words LOL....

        Erik really needs to read these LOL.

        #4 dragonfly

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          Posted 06 September 2007 - 12:08 PM

          Too funny, Tammy! Hehehehe

          #5 Jessica

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            Posted 06 September 2007 - 01:00 PM

            Haha. I remember getting this in an email last year. I printed it out and left it on Brian's desk for reference.

            #6 Spazz

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              Posted 06 September 2007 - 01:07 PM

              LOL...I need to print this out and post it on our fridge!

              #7 Can'tHardlyWait

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                Posted 06 September 2007 - 01:08 PM

                Love it... I just emailed it to Steve with instructions to memorize

                #8 NYJen

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                  Posted 06 September 2007 - 01:22 PM

                  I use all those too.

                  And I've actually used # 9 here at the office.

                  Once I was in the office kitchen, about to change the water bottle on the cooler (yes, it's like 6 gallons or something) when a guy walked in and didn't offer to help. When I was done, I turned to him and said, "That's ok, I got it." Moron!!!

                  #9 Chiquita

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                    Posted 06 September 2007 - 01:52 PM

                    Haha Jen.. that's funny!

                    #10 RaydensMama

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                      Posted 06 September 2007 - 02:02 PM

                      OMG its so true! lol Im gonna have to show this to Robin when he gets home cause thats me! lol

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