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You are a mess!! too funny! I am sure you will look and feel great. I wish mine was this weekend, I am so ready to get it over with! I have all of my outfits and shoes ready to go.

 

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futuremsmoulton - thanks.really excited now.have some me time and have fun at the same time.im hoping to be too drunk to log on tomorrow but i will let you know how it goes.

 

futuremrsgoodriche-open them it would kill me not to.but it will help with the thankyou list.it will make it easier.

 

chris,good luck with the maracas.

 

vdaybride-you devil you.i thought i was pretty good at the secret thing.as far as fi goes im terrible i have to share everything with thim the whole bd/wedding dress thing is awful i just wanna talk about it to him.

 

affromment-welcome.hope your having lots of fun you sound stressed.where are you getting married.how far have you got with your planning?if you need any help or advise we are here.

 

well hard week at work this week.got all of my stuff in the boot for tomorrow and been in the bath and shaved everywhere i think i lost the last 10lb lol.was funny when i said im going in bath sweetie he said you shaving are you hehe.i shower until times like this.my invites are all printed just need to out them together over weekend.wish me luck for tomorrow.please let me know if you see me in a porn mag lol.

 

have a good weekend ladies

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Hello and welcome to the thread!!! You are the day before me :).I can imagine the stress! my second fitting is January 23rd, I keep having a recurring dream that I will be running through the airport after picking up my dress and just missing the flight to mexico by 5 minutes!

 

WHere are you getting married?

 

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my dress does not even deliverd until jan 20th, talk about stress.... sad.gif

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Ladies we have 2 of our girls up for votes for Member of the Month go vote!!
How am I supposed to choose bw SusieQ and Shellhuh.gif? Btw- what's the difference between MOTM and B2B MOTHhuh.gif

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How am I supposed to choose bw SusieQ and Shellhuh.gif? Btw- what's the difference between MOTM and B2B MOTHhuh.gif
awww, thats the choice, I cant pick? No fair!!

Shell, I rolled laughing reading your post, my FI is like whats wrong??

I think I am working on building my tolerance for this AI... wine wine wine

Welcome Jamsmom :)

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Afrommert....don't stress over your dress yet. They told me mine wouldnt be in until the end of January and it arrived a few days ago....so there is hope!!

 

Shell.....OMG you are too funny....good luck tomorrow!

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Oh my god we have two newbies joining us... Welcome ladies.... bye the way it is 1.20am eastern standard time... I am awake again!!! damn... oppps sorry Welcome ladies and we're glad you could join us.. Ah where the hell have you gals been,, you've missed out on a ton. No Seriously Welcome and we are the koolest group of ladies and congrats. We had a guy in our group and he disappeared... there was something in the new the other day about a guy screaming to police the girls online made me do it.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...no couldn't be?

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Shells Shake what ya momma gave you and have fun baby...

 

Teneil.... I won the speaker and dj issue with the Tulum, I am bringing my own ipod and speakers.. PM is you want the details and email to support you case.

 

damn I need more sleep.... Ok maybe more wine lol.....

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GOOD MORNING LADIES!!!

Rise and Shine it's Friday!!!!

Hey Timberly, by the way babes I think you and I are the only mommies on this thread... I have been reading back over our posts here trying to find the website for the pashminas... I seen you mentioned you had a little girl... Wonderful.. Is she a little princess like mommy?

Ok so the pashminas how can I order these I read something about 10 for $27 huh.gif So I have to buy sets of 10, is that how it works? I need 15 but for that price I would glady buy 2 sets of 10. I found the colour I just love (001-25 baby blue). The selection was amazing, so many to choose from. I love the flip flop key chains and i would probably get 50 of those for my AHR gifts. Let me know how the batches work for the pashminas and what I owe you. You're a doll

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I know I may not be allowed to post jokes, but here goes this was too bloody funny... still choking on my coffee!!!

 

> > If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone

> > through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead

> > Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

> >

> >

> > Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to

> > the vet.

> >

> >

> > Here's what happened:

> >

> >

> > Just after dinner one night, my son came up to

> > tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two

> > lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

> >

> > 'He's just lying there looking sick', he told

> > me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?'

> >

> > I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and

> > followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was

> > indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to

> > do.

> >

> > 'Honey', I called, 'come look at the

> > lizard!'

> >

> > 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's

> > having Babies.'

> >

> > 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are

> > Bert and Ernie, Mom!'

> >

> > I was equally outraged.

> >

> > 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't

> > want them to reproduce,’ I said accusingly to my wife.

> >

> > 'Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their

> > cage?' she inquired (I think she actually said this

> > sarcastically!)

> >

> > 'No, but you were supposed to get two boys!' I

> > reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while

> > gritting my teeth).

> >

> > 'Yeah, Bert and Ernie!' my son agreed.

> >

> > 'Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some

> > guys, you know,' she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm!)

> >

> > By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was

> > going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

> >

> > 'Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience' I

> > announced. 'We're about to witness the miracle of birth.'

> >

> > 'Oh, gross!' they shrieked

> >

> > 'Well, isn't THAT just great? What are we going to

> > do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?' my wife wanted

> > to know.

> >

> > We peered at the patient .... After much struggling, what

> > looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a

> > scant second later.

> >

> > 'We don't appear to be making much progress,' I

> > noted.

> >

> > 'It's breech,' my wife whispered, horrified.

> >

> > 'Do something, Dad!' my son urged.

> >

> > 'Okay, okay.' Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed

> > the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It

> > disappeared I tried several more times with the same results.

> >

> > 'Should I call 911?' my eldest daughter wanted to

> > know.’ Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.' (You see a

> > pattern here with the females in my house?)

> >

> > 'Let's get Ernie to the vet,' I said grimly. We

> > drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

> >

> > 'Breathe, Ernie, breathe,' he urged.

> >

> > 'I don't think lizards do Lamaze,' his mother

> > noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I

> > mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for

> > God's

> > sake).

> >

> > The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at

> > the little animal through a magnifying glass.

> >

> > 'What do you think, Doc, a C-section?' I suggested

> > scientifically.

> >

> > 'Oh, very interesting,' he murmured. 'Mr. And

> > Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?'

> >

> > I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

> >

> > 'Is Ernie going to be okay?' my wife asked.

> >

> > 'Oh, perfectly,' the vet assured us. 'This

> > lizard is not in labour.

> > In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen.

> > Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into

> > maturity, like most male species, they um ...um, masturbate. Just the

> > way he did, lying on his back.' He blushed, glancing at my

> > wife.

> >

> > We were silent, absorbing this.

> >

> > 'So, Ernie's just, just...excited,' my wife

> > offered.

> >

> > 'Exactly,' the vet replied, relieved that we

> > understood.

> >

> > More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to

> > giggle, and giggle.

> > And then even laugh loudly.

> >

> > 'What's so funny?' I demanded, knowing, but not

> > believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my

> > flawless manliness.

> >

> > Tears were now running down her face. 'It's just

> > that ...I'm picturing you pulling on its...its...teeny little... '

> > She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

> >

> > 'That's enough,' I warned. We thanked the vet

> > and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was

> > glad everything was going to

> > be okay.

> >

> > 'I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did,

> > Dad,' he told me.

> > > > 'Oh, you have NO idea,' my wife agreed, collapsing

> > with laughter.

> > > > Two lizards: $140.

> > > > One cage: $50.

> > > > Trip to the vet: $30.

> > > > Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's

> > winkie: Priceless!

> > > > Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards

> > lay eggs!

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