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#1 MelissaH

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    Posted 25 April 2007 - 05:07 AM

    Why you never question a drunk...

    I was shopping at the local
    supermarket where I selected:
    A half-gallon of 2% milk,
    A carton of eggs,
    A quart of orange juice,
    A head of romaine lettuce,
    A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
    A 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
    to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as
    I placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
    the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I
    was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
    was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the
    belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
    selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
    my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well,
    you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
    earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

    #2 starchild

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      Posted 25 April 2007 - 05:09 AM

      too funny!!

      #3 LadyP

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        Posted 25 April 2007 - 06:13 AM

        that is funny

        #4 BEACHBRIDEMA

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          Posted 25 April 2007 - 09:32 AM

          Thats is cute!
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          #5 TATrisha

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          Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:04 AM

          So Funny!!!

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          #6 SusanK

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            Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:08 AM

            Thanks for a good laugh this morning!
            Susan&Matt 10-12-07, Mia Lily 7-9-08, Charlie David 6-28-10




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