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I find ways to get every inch. Sorry if TMI but you gotta really spread your butt cheeks so that it gets your entire butt and you don't get those wrinkles. LOL. And you should only lay on your back and not lift your arms over your head b/c then you don't get the other part of your arm. You have to make sure you don't keep your arms so close to your body, like separate them enough that the machine will hit the side boob.
smile120.gif Now that is hilarious! I hate when I burn my boobs I cant imagine my butt crack!

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Okay so i went tanning today durning my lunch.. I am laying there feeling pretty good about myself.. getting a jump on the tanning game... well the bright light went off and i got out of the bed only to finde i must have been laying on my tummy wrong and only half my boobs are tan..pokestick.gif whats worse is that my side boob was the part that didn't get tan.. and i have my "susprise" shower this weekend.. ahh man!!!girl_werewolf.gif

Just wear a shirt! That way no one will be able to tell if your boobs are tanned or not! LOL

You can get a spray tan to even out your color, or try a slef tanner.

I always lay on my back with my knees slightly bent so I don't have butt creases. It's not the most comfortable position, it's like some sort of yoga pose, but you gotta do what you gotta do! It sucks being over 25!

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Another tip...

 

Those Winkie Eye stickers make great nipple covers! I obviously don't like to burn my boobs but I can tolerate it as long as my nipples don't burn. Talk about pain and then they don't get gross and peely.

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Oh a burnt butt is never good either. It hurts. Every time I tan I try to be in a new position and I move around frequently. Much like yoga. Thank god there aren't cameras in there (I hope-haha)

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ahhhhh ahahahahahahahahaha rofl.gif you girls are cracking me up.. I did learn some new and interesting things about tanning.. so never tummy huh.. then i get those damn lines on my back.. i guess i need to move around instead of falling my fat a** asleep! lol

 

I may not do the butt spread! OUCH!S&M.gif

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The science of tanning - took me a while to perfect back in my tanning days. So here's what I would do:

 

I would equally divide the time of the session by 4 (so a 10 minute tan = four 2.5 minute segments). I would start out on my back (making sure the butt crease is eliminated) for the first segment, roll to one side with my arm over my head for the second segment (this addressed the side boob situation). Then on to the other side, and finally ending on my stomach. I did this because I found when laying stationary, I tended to get those weird bulb lines &/or I would experience uneven tanning. This rotisserie tactic worked out most excellently.

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This rotisserie tactic worked out most excellently.
And I'm sure you looked delectable too. That's kinda my method too- not as scientific though because I would sometimes forget to rotisserie myself.

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Another tip...

Those Winkie Eye stickers make great nipple covers! I obviously don't like to burn my boobs but I can tolerate it as long as my nipples don't burn. Talk about pain and then they don't get gross and peely.
My friend uses the little white ketchup cups to cover her nips when she tans. I was cracking up when she told me that.

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My friend uses the little white ketchup cups to cover her nips when she tans. I was cracking up when she told me that.

I know! It's like boys using a sock to cover their stuff! I don't know if all of them do it, but I used to work with a guy who said he burned once and ever since then, he swore by the sock!

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