The Vibrator.......
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> As A Mom Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator. Shocked, She Asked: What In The World Are You Doing?"
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> The Daughter Replied: "mom, I'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband! Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone."
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> The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The Other Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door. Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love To Her Vibrator.
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> To His Query As To What She Was Doing, The Daughter Said, "dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone."
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> A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room.
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> She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.
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> The Wife Asked: "what The Hell Are You Doing?"
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> The Husband Replied: "i'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law."

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Started by TammyB, Mar 25 2008 01:34 PM
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#1
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:34 PM
#2
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:41 PM
lmao!!!!!!!!!!! thats is halarious!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:46 PM

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#5
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:49 PM
OMG that is too funny!! LMAO... thank you for the dose of morning funnies!
#6
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:53 PM
HA! That is hilarious!
#7
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:54 PM
Haha!!! That was good

#8
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:55 PM
Too funny! I needed a good laugh. He, he!

#9
Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:31 PM
That's great.. gross, but great! lol
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:44 PM
thanks, that was funny

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