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My dad just sent me this joke, and I got a little chuckle out of it, so I thought I'd post. I know many of us are a little stressed out (some more than others!), but a little laugh will help us all!

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Another from my dad ...   --------------------------------------------------------- Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for

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Ok, I am reviving this thread! I just got this email from my SIL, and thought it was pretty cute.

 

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

 

"Why?" my daughter asked.

 

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

 

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

 

I was thinking quickly.

 

"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

 

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new informat ion.

 

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."

 

''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus View Post
hahah that joke is sooo something my dad would tell. your dad and my dad should hang out.

heres my fave joke

"whats got 9 arms and kicks ass?" Def Leppard (only the really cool kids will get that joke)
yeaaaaaa... I've never been the "cool kid."
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