See... when I think he isn't paying attention to me, I make stuff up...
Sam: So what are you going to do tonight?
AshleyRose: Oh you know, the usual... research some stuff, catch up on work I didn't finish, and then I was thinking about writing our vows.
Sam: What? Writing our vows?
AshleyRose: Yeah. Could be a fun project. Check that one off the list.
Sam: You going to write both our vows?
AshleyRose: Yeah. Works best that way.
Sam: We didn't talk about that!
AshleyRose: Sure we did. The conversation went like this, "Hey hunny, do you have any opinions about our wedding?" "uh... I want to marry you, i want people there, and i want there to be food..." "so everything else is fair game and you trust my judgement?" "yeah."
Sam: YOU TRICKED ME!
Sam: are you really going to write our vows?
AshleyRose: No, I think we should officially set the date first.
Sam: Oh. Most people do that first?