Haha, I don't think mine turned out quite right (where did Matthew come from?? lol!) but there are some funny parts...
The year was 2005, and I was in bar doing some scientific studies on the amazing mating behavior of bunnies. It was difficult because specimens were so hard to obtain. I was running in lab one day when a woman walked in carrying a particularly soft specimen.
'Hi, Matthew, I heard you were looking for these! My name is Jaime .'
As we talked, I couldn't stop looking at her amazing eyes, her incredible smile, and her beautiful buns.
'Will you take me to where you found this?' I asked.
'Sure,' she said, 'It's right over there in Mexico .'
As we walked there, we found a restaurant that served delicious fried rings and powerful drinks made of vodka and buttons. The next thing I knew, we were back in my apartment and making passionately. After a whole night of riding, I knew I was in love with her.
After 5 months, I proposed to her. I still remember her saying 'Yes' as I slipped the ring onto her vacuum.
At the wedding, she said to me, 'You know what I love about you, Matt? You're tall, handsome and beautiful, of course, but what I love most is your sense of humor and your hard smile. Of course the fact that we both love vases doesn't hurt either.'
Now, 14 years later, we are still together, living in a sweet house in Dallas with our 42 children and our pet jump rope, Martin. But even after all this time, I still remember the time that I met my wife, and a feeling of candle fills my heart.