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#1 jk1101

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    Posted 03 June 2009 - 02:42 PM

    This is something to think about when
    negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

    " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go
    there? You're crazy to go
    to Rome. It's
    crowed and dirty. So, how are you
    getting there?

    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline.
    Their planes are old, their flight attendants are
    ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rom 's Tiber River called

    "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
    something special and exclusive, but it's really a

    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe
    get to see the

    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an
    ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
    You're going to need

    A month later, the woman again came in
    for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip
    to Rome .

    "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
    overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The
    food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome
    28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

    And the hotel was great! They'd
    just finished a $5 million remodelling job, and now
    it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too,
    were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
    owner's suite at no extra

    "Well," muttered the
    hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know
    you didn't get to see the

    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because
    as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the
    shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet
    some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
    into his private room and wait, the Pope would
    personally greet me.

    Sure enough, five minutes later, the
    Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I
    knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

    "Oh, really! What'd he
    say ?"

    He said: "Where did you get that
    shitty hairdo?"

    #2 JOSIE

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      Posted 03 June 2009 - 02:48 PM

      That is hilarous!!! Thanks for sharing :)

      #3 frank13

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        Posted 03 June 2009 - 03:26 PM

        that cracked me up

        #4 DanielleNDerek

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          Posted 03 June 2009 - 04:25 PM

          haha that was good.
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          #5 EDSROSA

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            Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:03 PM

            That ws great! and I needed that kind of joke now more then ever!

            #6 ebredhawk

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              Posted 04 June 2009 - 02:50 PM

              omg michele... i actually know someone who does this exact same thing every time you talk to her! just emailed this to my mom, MOH and FSIL and printed it out for myself. i LOVE it! thanks for sharing!!

              #7 jk1101

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                Posted 04 June 2009 - 02:52 PM

                FI sent it to me bc my sister is the queen of negativity. The sad thing is if I sent it to her, it would go right over her head as to the point of it all.

                #8 ~*DiAnE*~

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                  Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:04 PM

                  Haha that made my day!! Thanks for sharing!!

                  #9 Amarillis

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                    Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:43 PM

                    muahahahahah... that is too funny!

                    #10 Erika J

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                      Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:46 PM



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