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This is something to think about when

negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

 

 

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

 

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go

there? You're crazy to go

to Rome. It's

crowed and dirty. So, how are you

getting there?

 

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

 

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline.

Their planes are old, their flight attendants are

ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

 

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rom 's Tiber River called

"Teste."

 

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be

something special and exclusive, but it's really a

dump."

 

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe

get to see the

Pope."

 

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an

ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.

You're going to need

it."

 

A month later, the woman again came in

for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip

to Rome .

 

 

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was

overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The

food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome

28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

 

 

And the hotel was great! They'd

just finished a $5 million remodelling job, and now

it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too,

were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their

owner's suite at no extra

charge!"

 

"Well," muttered the

hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know

you didn't get to see the

Pope."

 

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because

as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the

shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet

some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step

into his private room and wait, the Pope would

personally greet me.

 

 

Sure enough, five minutes later, the

Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I

knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

 

 

"Oh, really! What'd he

say ?"

 

He said: "Where did you get that

shitty hairdo?"

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omg michele... i actually know someone who does this exact same thing every time you talk to her! just emailed this to my mom, MOH and FSIL and printed it out for myself. i LOVE it! thanks for sharing!!

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FI sent it to me bc my sister is the queen of negativity. The sad thing is if I sent it to her, it would go right over her head as to the point of it all.

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