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#11 MelissaH

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    Posted 11 April 2007 - 10:09 AM

    OMG could you imagine asking your BMs to lose weight?? I would smack her so hard you don't even know...

    #12 Nrvsbride

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      Posted 11 April 2007 - 10:33 AM

      That is crazy! Almost as crazy as stealing someone's wedding pics. If my friend ever gave me that contract I would have written up a contract right back with a lot of legal jargon that basically told her she was a bitch and that she could take her heinous pistachio BM dress and eat it along with her Jenny Craig meal and the rest of the BS she feeds herself. (Sorry to anyone who may have purchased that dress but I personally don't like it)


      #13 soulmates

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        Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:09 AM

        That is too funny!!!! I couldn't hold a straight face asking someone to sign that.

        #14 TATrisha


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        Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:15 AM

        Wow. I had to send it to my sister. Very funny. Although, I do understand some of the reasoning behind it... but would NEVER do that! I understand the hair portion, because if you are going for a certain look of updos... and then someone chops their hair super short... it's not going to work! And as for coloring... I would be rather upset if one of my bridesmaids decided to go with a different color for their hair... like pure black or red. Not that they are bad hair colors at all... but more than likely it'll look fake and weird.
        As for the weight one, I think bridesmaids have to make that contract with themselves! Otherwise you'll be screwed when you can't get into your dress in time! That only applies to the gaining weight however.
        As for babies... I would say that to my bridesmaids. Well, not the replacement part, and I wouldn't replace them. But, I would hint that I don't want them to be prego. Although, I actually think all four of them will be when it comes time. But, if I'm paying for them to stay at an all inclusive resort, it just seems like a waste if they can't drink. That's rather silly though. But, what if one of them gets put on bed rest, or suddenly can't travel. That would suck, and I'd be out of a lot of money!
        For the dress, I understand that too. Someone has already posted that they had the dream dress picked out for their girls, and they were all too lazy to get it right away and it was discountinued.

        So, I agree with a lot of the ideas... but man was she a bitch to actually say them and in that format!!!


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        #15 CourtneyV

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          Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:11 PM

          Hahaha, omg - thanks Christine for showing us this. lol, I've seen the commercials for that Bridezilla show, but have never seen it - but really want to!! I can't believe people expect this of other people - namely their friends and family. The weight loss blows my mind! My mom is my MOH and she is plus size, but I'd rather her up there than her size 2 replacement!!! Who cares?! lol. And the colour swatch for the changed hair colour?! I'm sorry - no! I don't care if she dyes her hair bright pink and green with a neon yellow smiley face in the middle - she's the one that's going to look dumb in the pictures, not me! That's her choice! lol, ok ok I could go on and on. But I think I might send this to my BMs just for a kick!
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            Posted 12 April 2007 - 12:25 AM

            Originally Posted by MikkiStreak
            Jamy- I saw that episode too! FI and I watched that every Sunday night because it was so funny to see how freaked out the brides got. But you know what---- I kind of understand them now that we're seeing people's reactions to a DW and after reading the posts on here. I bet those brides had the same issues we've all commented on---- horror BM/GM stories, bad family member reactions, etc...--- and the "Bridezilla" came out at the end from the stress of dealing with everyone else!

            Wonder what happened to that show? That, and Platinum Weddings? We were totally hooked on both of them!

            My dvr is set for those shows but it's been all repeats lately :o( When I had a mini-breakdown in March I watched Bridezillas and for the first time found myself totally on their side and cursing the incompetant people around them. Now that I'm better I'm kind of in the middle. I guess wedding stress can make anyone flip out but some of those chicks are bitches from the start!

            #17 TOESNTHESND

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              Posted 12 April 2007 - 12:11 PM

              Ha! That is so funny! Thanks for the morning laugh. I am sending to my BM's they will die of laughter. We actually have a friend that is getting married a month before me and everything, I mean everything has to be pre-approved by the bride. I mean hair, makeup, nail color, her shower invites, shower theme, everything.

              #18 jillhiggins

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                Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:11 PM

                That is sooooo funny!!

                #19 Christine

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                Posted 12 April 2007 - 04:23 PM

                Jill-Imagine if you had to photograph this bride-I bet she would give you a contract instead of the photographer having her sign a contract!
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                #20 BayBug

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                  Posted 12 April 2007 - 05:22 PM

                  That was a good one! My sister would slap me across the face if I gave her that. It would not be good times.

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