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What Religion is Your Bra?

 

 

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's

 

and shyly walked up to

 

the woman behind the counter and said,

 

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

 

' What type of bra?'

 

asked the clerk.

 

 

'Type?' inquires the man,

 

'There's more than one type?'

 

 

' Look around,'

 

said the saleslady,

 

as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color

 

and material imaginable.

 

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

 

Relieved, the man asked

 

about the types.

 

The saleslady replied:

 

'There are the Catholic,

 

the Salvation Army,

 

the Presbyterian,

 

and the Baptist types.

 

Which one would you prefer?'

 

 

Now totally befuddled,

 

the man asked about

 

the differences between them.

 

The Saleslady responded,

 

'It is all really quite simple. ...

 

 

The Catholic type supports the masses;

 

 

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

 

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;

 

 

The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

 

 

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used

 

to define bra sizes?

 

If you have wondered why,

 

but couldn't figure out

 

what the letters stood for,

 

it is about time

 

you became informed!

 

 

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there...

{C} Can't Complain!...

{D} Dang!...

{DD} Double dang!...

{E} Enormous!...

{F} Fake...

{G} Get a Reduction...

{H} Help me, I've fallen

 

and I can't get up!...

 

 

Send this to

 

all that will appreciate it!

 

PS...They forgot the German bra...

 

 

Holtzemfromfloppen

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son where do we fit in >>>>??

 

I will start Pre reduction I was hahaha get a reduction and now I am double dang

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