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#1 LadyP

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    Posted 21 October 2008 - 11:29 AM

    What Religion is Your Bra?


    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's

    and shyly walked up to

    the woman behind the counter and said,

    'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

    ' What type of bra?'

    asked the clerk.


    'Type?' inquires the man,

    'There's more than one type?'


    ' Look around,'

    said the saleslady,

    as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color

    and material imaginable.

    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

    Relieved, the man asked

    about the types.

    The saleslady replied:

    'There are the Catholic,

    the Salvation Army,

    the Presbyterian,

    and the Baptist types.

    Which one would you prefer?'


    Now totally befuddled,

    the man asked about

    the differences between them.

    The Saleslady responded,

    'It is all really quite simple. ...


    The Catholic type supports the masses;


    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;


    The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'


    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used

    to define bra sizes?

    If you have wondered why,

    but couldn't figure out

    what the letters stood for,

    it is about time

    you became informed!


    (A} Almost Boobs...
    {B} Barely there...
    {C} Can't Complain!...
    {D} Dang!...
    {DD} Double dang!...
    {E} Enormous!...
    {F} Fake...
    {G} Get a Reduction...
    {H} Help me, I've fallen

    and I can't get up!...


    Send this to

    all that will appreciate it!

    PS...They forgot the German bra...


    Holtzemfromfloppen

    #2 nicollem

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      Posted 21 October 2008 - 11:59 AM

      Hahaha, that was a good one, I know a couple people that would appreciate that one!

      #3 BachataBride

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        Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:01 PM



        #4 Christi

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          Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:04 PM

          Good one...thanks for the laugh!

          #5 *Casey*

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            Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:05 PM

            TOO funny!!!

            #6 ErinB

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              Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:37 PM

              Thanks for the giggle!

              #7 KatyKo

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                Posted 21 October 2008 - 01:14 PM

                Too funny

                #8 2bebridejamaica

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                  Posted 21 October 2008 - 01:28 PM

                  that was cute.. yet so true.. LOL

                  #9 Amarillis

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                    Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:07 PM

                    LOL... thanks for the laugh!!!

                    #10 LadyP

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                      Posted 21 October 2008 - 04:33 PM

                      son where do we fit in >>>>??

                      I will start Pre reduction I was hahaha get a reduction and now I am double dang




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