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Some of these are naughty, but funny!

 

"Confucius say don't drink and park - accidents cause people"

 

"Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff"

 

"Crowded elevator always smell different to midget"

 

Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

 

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

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How about "I know this girl Rachel who is the bomb." It would be nice to get a shout out. :)

 

Clever Sayings About Weddings and Marriage

 

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

Love makes everything lovely.

Love is friendship caught on fire.

Love teaches even asses to dance.

Where there is love there is life.

Life without love is like a tree without fruit.

 

In the famous words of Bruce Almight: "and that's the way the cookie crumbles." LOL I dunno. Here's some ideas.

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel View Post
"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you."- Cookie Monster
That is probably the cutest thing I have ever read! I love it!

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Ya know what would be cute, if you used "Dance like noones watching, Sing like noone hears you and live like theres no tomorrow!" When I hear that I always think of you, cuz you had it on your work "signature" for the longest time. ;o) It's like your saying but not, hahahahaha I love it.

 

im going to cry now. im getting my period can ya tell.smile116.gif

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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you."- Cookie Monster
SOOO CUTE Carly- u love cookie monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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