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I've worked it out if I paid full price for all of it it would be over £1k if i get it off ebay its £450!!

Quote: Originally Posted by Morgan I'll keep a copy for myself, but for the wedding album that my future hypothetical kids will look at I should remove it. I don't want them saying, "mommy what is that ferret doing to that banana and what does that have to do with daddy?" How about well how did you think you were made lmao Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel Just say that ferrets like bananas and so do mommy and daddy. LOL Oh thats much better than my suggestion lmao

Quote: Originally Posted by Maura oh yeah i forgot your dress was black! LOL youre right though you dont want to look chav! how much detail is there on your dress? LMAO not a lot - its got a corset type lace up the side and thats white underneath, underneath the main skirt it splits and thats white 2. There are only really small black beads on the black bit and a few simple and random black patterns on the white bit - hardly any its really plain - bit medieval i think but very little actual detail God she's going to be a right fucking state so not sure why i'm worried lmao

I don't think it matters as long as you do it in a healthy way and you are happy with the results. I can go from 9st to 11st and still fit in the same clothes - its just how I feel that matters BTW that is amazing amount of inches lost well done you

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel Are they snakes? I am so scared of SNAKES! I'm dying to see your dress though. I know it's black so I can imagine this would go well. I say get them!! Yeah they are lmao and FI is terrified of snakes 2 - oh crap i just remembered that ah well he'll get over it lmao Yeah its black only a little bit of white on it - going to aunts on sunday as its her birthday will get a pic but it's probably crappy quality cause will have to use my phone lol

yeah I know I'm tempted but as my best mate just pointed out it may be over the top and i'll end up looking like a chav like the FMIL - i'm sure she's got an obsession with freaking gold lol

hopefully that works

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel Post pics! I knew you were gonna bloody say that lmao hang on

Ahh don't cut out the banana one it's funny lmao

Now I know they aren't everybody's taste but I just really really really want them lol They less than half price and I'm so tempted - what shall I do lmao

That was one of my big worries 2 so I did massive searches on what the blood tests and were and even rang a clinic which gave the nurse a good laugh lmao Then when I thought about it I thought well I give blood and if I had anything like that it would be picked up and if anything did show up i'd keep my trap shut, get a symbolic done and then smack him all over when we got home and go to the local civic lol When I asked my GP he cracked up! he said no way can they do tests for loads of stuff from one bit of blood and in 2 day turn around lol so don't worry about it - plenty other stuff to worry about

Welcome and same day as me lol just different hotel!!

lmao very good

Quote: Originally Posted by Christa Perfect compliment to yesterdays Wife 1.0! crap i didn't see that lol

I'd just want the DVD with the pics that were taken, without any photoshop etc that way I don't have to sit through shed loads of pics going i love that one and that one and thinking crap how much will it cost to get all these lol

I love your mum lol

Quote: Originally Posted by Morgan thanks for sharing your story. I think it's so important for both people to know what is going on with their money. Although I'll be the manager, mike will have access to all account passwords & know where I keep the notebook. I've heard many stories like that (probably because I watch a lot of suze orman). I'm glad you have a plan this time around to protect yourself! Thanks lol it wasn't meant as a "you shouldn't do it" but I just think you need to take a really pragmatic view if not a self preservation one. I never for one minute thought the man I married would end up screwing me for 1000s its just food for thought to keep a little reserve so that you don't end up not being able to eat like I did - and that really isn't an exageration lol

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Well I'd personally find a real bad person who needs $50 and get him to twat him!! lol now I may or may not be joking lol I think you've been nice up to now personally I'd have smacked the old bastard ages ago and got it over with - no witnesses, no evidence and sorry it wasn't me he's off his nut lmao God i should not be a lawyer!! Or the reasonable way is to document everything and see if you can have him declared a vexatious litigant (not sure what it is in the US) but what it means is you basically get an injunction to shut him the hell up.

I think its each to their own really. I learnt the hard way not to merge ALL the money from the first marriage. Then all my wages and his went into one pot and we took out bills etc but then he ran up 40k worth of debt that I ended up having to pay off myself when he went bankrupt and I escaped!! So this time I'm a lot tigher. We have had a joint account for years but it was mostly savings, now we live together we have a set amount each month that goes in and that covers all the bills - everything after that is our own and what we do with it is up to us. I have no interest what he spends his cash on as long as it doesn't have an impact on me and vice versa. I'm a saver but FI isn't in fact I shouted at him the other day for always being in the red in his account, took his credit cards off him and cut them up lol He's getting better and is certainly better than he was 5 years ago but he knows our cash will never be merged. I've even started a fund for if we do have kids that will cover my wages for a few months so that I can be off work, he knows I'll be starving before I ask him for anything - he never seems to have that prob tho lol So like i said its personal preference, I've been shafted mega in the past so that won't ever happen again. The house is even mine - and he's signed an agreement that if anything does happen he can't go after the house - sometimes its handy being a lawyer lmao

I don't think there will be any change, FI will still be in the army and only home 2 x a month if that lol Our big adjustment will come when he gets out in 4 years!! that will be hellish lol i've told him he has to work away or else I'll be preparing my divorce papers lmao

Quote: Originally Posted by Just Martha My mom washes hers in a lingerie bag and hangs them to dry in the laundry room. Hers last forever.... I use washer and dryer...yes, bad! Snap lmao

Here's a good one for you lol the zip on my skirt bust when I was at the outlaws and it was just a crappy zip not that i was so fat i bust it lol I said to FI go get me a safety pin please so my skirt won't fall down so what does the dick do lol he goes straight to my lovely delightful (detect the sarcasm) FMIL and asks her!! She comes over and while she's kindly pinning it for me she says "you need to lose some weight young lady!" lol before I could stop myself the words "yeah I can lose weight you'll always be an ugly cow" fell straight out my mouth lmao her face was priceless!! When I told my dad he hugged me and said "thats my girl" lmao I mean what a cheek - kids being kids doesn't bother me but over about 12 they should know better lol

I'm sorry but they've fucked up your dress no other explanation for it - tell them to get it sorted or you're gonna break their face!!