Off Your Chest

[cheese_diva]

Dear US Government

 

Making over $75,000 a year in California is not allot of money when your small a** house, under 1,000 sq feet, costs $400,000+... so why can't you give me $300 too? I'm not rich and I pay my bills..

 

Oh and stupid neighbors.. stop foreclosing on your houses!! you're making our property value plummet!!!

[becks]

Dear Dad:

 

I love you. But just because I don't want to invite YOUR wife's daughter to MY (let me repeat that MY!) wedding does not make me a bad person. We're only inviting 40 people. I know she's part of your family. But she is not part of mine.

 

And by the way, it MY wedding. It is not your family vacation, it is not even my family's vacation. It is MY WEDDING!!!

 

I will not concede. So shut up about it already!

[-Kate-]

Dear self,

 

Stop stressing about this trial tomorrow. Sure it's important, but it's probably not even going to happen tomorrow so dial down the stress/nerves by 99%. You will be fine and the crap bag will be convicted.

 

Also, please pick the winning lottery numbers so you can retire.

[DreaW]

AHHHHHHH! I'm going nuts. This teacher's algebra class is driving me nuts, i give them detentions, I give them afterschool detention. I even send them out of class but no use. There are 4 kids not folling instructions, they are ruining the environment of the class.

I don't know what to do ....right now we are reviewing for the benchmark, (old stuff for a test on Tues)....but do you think they listen? I don't give a rat's A. if they fail or not anymore. I'm done.

[angitalia23]

Dear Self:

 

Stop worrying about your stupid nose, instead start worry about getting in shape!!! Go Walking!

 

Dear Students:

Start to listen and stop acting like the little monkies you are!!!! There are 32 of you nine year olds and one of me....when will you realize that!

 

Dear Wedding,

Please go perfectly!!! Please let everyone have an amazing time, w/o any drama! Please make my mom drink some cocktails so she is calm!!!!

 

Dear Fiance,

Thanks for you!!!! Your the best!

 

Dear Forum,

THANKS FOR BEING SO HELPFUL AND FUN!!!!!

[amandalovesryan]

Dear people I work with,

DO YOUR JOB! It is unacceptable to leave someone laying in pee because you would rather play solitaire! I realize that we just changed that person but guess what, she peed again and that means we get to do it again. No, this does not mean that I am being a bitch or being bossy. How would you like it if your G-ma is the person in that room? By the way, your title is Patient Care Technician. I think that this probably means you are, i don't know, maybe involved in patient care! GRRRRR!

Also, please do not tell me about how much sex you have or what positions you like to have it in! I DO NOT CARE!

Keep it up and I will go to the manager!

 

Dear Manager,

When I tell you things like this, please do not go to the person and say, "Amanda says ......" WHy can't complaints be annonymous?

[Maura]

dear stupid priest in mexico,

 

im done playing your games of you pretending you all of a sudden dont speak english. i have communicated my issues to you in both english and spanish, and you have replied to most of my emails in english no problem. so all of a sudden when you give my ceremony time away to someone else, dont pretend you dont speak english you lazy ignorant a-hole. i am bilingual and i am calling you out on this one. now, you can deal with my FMIL, who is a lady you really dont want to piss off....

 

saludos, maurita

[TammyB]

Dear MIL, you are going in for "shoulder" surgery, you are not going to die from it.. And OMG stop complaining about how you won't be able to open up a bottle of soda.. Umm hello what is wrong with your other arm?

[Gretchen]

Dear Co-Workers,

Are you ever happy about ANYTHING? Seriously - you are STILL complaining that the FREE LUNCH from Christmas was not up to your standards and that you did not like the FREE ornament selection. Well - you did not have to eat and you did not have to take an ornament!!

Each day I sit here and think that I would be less miserable if only I could magicly make myself deaf to your constant complaning and griping about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING in the world. Are you EVER happy??

Seriously.

[Gretchen]

Also,

Dear FI's Freakin' Friend,

Do NOT call and wake us at 1:15 on a WORK NIGHT again for some stupid stuff. Yes, you left your lights on when you turned off your car at some girl's apartment and got some tail. Then you needed a jump. SHE HAD A FREAKING PAIR OF JUMPER CABLES AND A CAR!! Yet, she was "afraid to do it because it might break her car". NO MORE. We sleep at that time of night.