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#1 DreaW

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    Posted 02 October 2007 - 04:53 PM

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair


    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy!



    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her AT ALL!.,



    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a quarrel!



    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

    #2 JaimeLynne

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      Posted 02 October 2007 - 05:00 PM

      Quote:
      Originally Posted by DreaW
      Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
      Ohhh man, that's great.

      ~ Jaime & Martin ~
      "Rain or Swine! 2-0-0-9"

      We had 24 people attend our wedding in Las Caletas, Mexico on May 24th, 2009!

      We all stayed at The Marriott in P.V., and Honeymooned at The Royal Plantation in Ochos Rios, Jamaica!


      #3 IrieBride08

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        Posted 02 October 2007 - 05:01 PM

        LOL!!! I love this! Too funny!

        #4 SERGIO

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          Posted 02 October 2007 - 05:02 PM

          Quote:
          Originally Posted by DreaW
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          HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

          Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
          I almost spilled my milkshake!! :-)


          Sergio
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          #5 royfa

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            Posted 02 October 2007 - 05:07 PM

            I love this! So funny!
            Fannie & Pierre




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