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Dear body,

Why are there so many things wrong with you? I am so sick of getting phone calls saying that something else is wrong. You are supposed to be a young, healthy body. My check book cannot handle one thing after another. I really don't want to keep cutting corners on the wedding of my dreams. Ughh...this just sucks.

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Dear Equity guys across the room:

 

I've been working here for a year, and every single Wednesday since I've been here, I've ALWAYS gone to Chuy's to pick up lunch for MY guys. Remember how on Monday's everyone in the office always says, "Yah to Chuy's Wednesday". Well let me start off by saying I'm tired of picking up your damn lunch every single day, and I don't even work for you...or even in your group. But since I'm a nice person, I try to include everyone that wants to order....everyday. WELL I'M DONE!!!!!!! I'm tired of holding your f'in hand when it's lunch time. Yes, I'm going to get lunch today! Yes, you can place an order. NO, I WILL NOT SPOT YOU!! Yes, it's Wednesday and it's 10:50 a.m. and I already called in the order for my 11:15 a.m. pick up....just like I do every Wednesday! Why do you come to my desk and throw a $20 on it and walk away. NOOOO I didn't order anything for you because YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!!! No I'm not an f'in mind reader and no you are not getting "the usual" from me because I DON'T WORK FOR YOU AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND YOU CAN GET MAD AT ME ALL YOU WANT WHEN I CALL YOU OUT ON IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F'IN OFFICE!!!! GET YOUR OWN DAMN LUNCH FROM NOW ON, JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DONE!!

 

signed, the about to go postal on you assistant that works in bonds - - not equities!!!!!!!!!

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OMG, I just laughed out loud!! I think everyone is jealous of Amy!

 

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Dear amy&andy08,

 

Your f'ing perfect body makes me want to sucker punch you.

Have a nice day :)

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Dear Equity guys across the room:

I've been working here for a year, and every single Wednesday since I've been here, I've ALWAYS gone to Chuy's to pick up lunch for MY guys. Remember how on Monday's everyone in the office always says, "Yah to Chuy's Wednesday". Well let me start off by saying I'm tired of picking up your damn lunch every single day, and I don't even work for you...or even in your group. But since I'm a nice person, I try to include everyone that wants to order....everyday. WELL I'M DONE!!!!!!! I'm tired of holding your f'in hand when it's lunch time. Yes, I'm going to get lunch today! Yes, you can place an order. NO, I WILL NOT SPOT YOU!! Yes, it's Wednesday and it's 10:50 a.m. and I already called in the order for my 11:15 a.m. pick up....just like I do every Wednesday! Why do you come to my desk and throw a $20 on it and walk away. NOOOO I didn't order anything for you because YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!!! No I'm not an f'in mind reader and no you are not getting "the usual" from me because I DON'T WORK FOR YOU AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND YOU CAN GET MAD AT ME ALL YOU WANT WHEN I CALL YOU OUT ON IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F'IN OFFICE!!!! GET YOUR OWN DAMN LUNCH FROM NOW ON, JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DONE!!

signed, the about to go postal on you assistant that works in bonds - - not equities!!!!!!!!!
Dear Jim-

I think it would be in your best interest to get your own lunch.

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Dear Jim-

I think it would be in your best interest to get your own lunch.
haha!! Yes it will. fencing.gif

Dear TammyB:

Thank you so much for this thread! I feel so much better now!

Love always, Lisa

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Dear Mom and Dad,,, please don't make fools out of yourselfs on TV tomorrow.
What will they be doing on t.v.?

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Dear Mom and Dad,,, please don't make fools out of yourselfs on TV tomorrow.
Dear TammyB,

Please give us the rest of the scoop about your parents on TV! popcorn.gif

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Dear self,

I know it's your fault you and Trav didn't wake up for the gym this morning. I know you woke up with the alarm and then hit snooze in midst of a very deep sleep. And I know you lied to Trav telling him you don't even remember hearing the alarm go off, you must have slept through it!! Well how do you feel nowhuh.gif? Now you have to go hiking this afternoon when all you should be doing is pounding a bottle of wine! Please remain calm...I know it's very hard to be stress free at this moment, but remember what you used to be like a few years back. Carefree and easy going...just going with the flow. What has happened to that person?? Why do you always feel like you are about to loose your sh*t?? I know the past few months have been incredibly stressful, but honestly, crying at lunch is not the answer. GET IT TOGETHER!

 

Dear FI,

Your job is stressful...I get it! Your elbow hurts and you think your dying even though the doctor told you it was nothing..I get it! What I do not get is your inability to acknowledge that my job is just as stressful! When I come home and want to vent a bit...listen damn it! Don't just zone me out or get upset about why I'm not doing anything about it!! Don't get upset b/c I messed up a fax I was sending regarding OUR wedding then tell me you deal with it all day long and it's annoying b/c you know what sh*thead? I deal with runny noses and picking up after kids all day long. I deal with an idiot student teacher and a ridiculous boss all day long! I deal with whining, and crying all day long..so I shouldn't have to deal with THAT when I come home. Stop whining and act like a man! Support me in my times of need and don't be so damn selfish! I take care of 26..well with my student teacher 27 children all day, I don't need to take care of another one when I come home! I'm falling to pieces but trying to keep it together in front of you so I make your life less stressful....F*CK THAT! When I go home tonight, I'm just going to cry....ENDLESSLY.....how do you like those appleshuh.gif??

 

Dear Student teacher,

Why on earth would you think that when the kids leave at 1:10, we wouldn't pick them up from Music until 2?? HELLO?? And since when do we spell November...Novbrhuh.gif? UGHHHHHHHHH

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Dear Mom and Dad,,, please don't make fools out of yourselfs on TV tomorrow.
Dear TammyB:

You can't just say something like that and not deliver! We need the details!

Sincerely,

All of BDW!

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