Posted 29 September 2007 - 02:32 AM
Why does one pound of chocolate mean 10 pounds on my ass?
"What would this country be without this great land of ours?"
- President Reagan
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?