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MsShelley

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MsShelley

MsShelley

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Dear Tide:

 

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of

my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in

my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some

red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband

started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started

becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up

with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with

bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction all of the stains

came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by

yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my

attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the

disappearance of my husband.

 

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder

suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

 

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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CourtneyV

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Haha, that's hilarious!!! lol I once saw an infomercial for a detergent (like OXi-clean or w/e it's called, but it wasn't) and they claimed to effectively clean out blood. Only, their example was a kid who cut himself and it didn't end up staining his white shirt. Still though - I couldn't help but laugh. You know the homicidal wives perked up to that one!

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