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#1 MsShelley

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    Posted 09 July 2007 - 10:09 AM

    Dear Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
    my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in
    my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
    red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband
    started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
    becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up
    with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with
    bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction all of the stains
    came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
    yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my
    attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the
    disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
    suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.


    #2 -Kate-

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      Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:02 AM

      Too funny! That's like looking into a crystal ball at my future. JOKE!

      #3 MsShelley

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        Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:03 AM

        Quote:
        Originally Posted by LALA
        Too funny! That's like looking into a crystal ball at my future. JOKE!
        LOL!!

        #4 tvt

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          Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:04 AM

          that is too funny!

          #5 CourtneyV

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            Posted 09 July 2007 - 06:00 PM

            Haha, that's hilarious!!! lol I once saw an infomercial for a detergent (like OXi-clean or w/e it's called, but it wasn't) and they claimed to effectively clean out blood. Only, their example was a kid who cut himself and it didn't end up staining his white shirt. Still though - I couldn't help but laugh. You know the homicidal wives perked up to that one!
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            #6 Can'tHardlyWait

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              Posted 09 July 2007 - 06:12 PM

              Love it... I think I will show it to FI tonight... might help keep him in line during these stressful months :)

              #7 ajncooter

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                Posted 09 July 2007 - 07:53 PM

                thats crazy! i love it!




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