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ErinB

Apples and Wine...Worth passing on

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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men donâ€t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt or canâ€t put forth the time or effort to climb all of the way to the top. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that arenâ€t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think that something is wrong with them, when in reality, theyâ€re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to make it to the top of the tree.

 

Now men, men are more like wine. They begin as grapes, and itâ€s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable with which to have dinner.

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that's so funny! Seriously, my mom used the apple / man analogy my entire life, but not so much the end part about the grapes... I just forwarded it to her... I'm certain she'll get a kick out of it... Thanks for posting it!!!

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