Posted 25 September 2008 - 05:06 PM
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said, 'Here: try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big. I
can't wear them.' To which I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never
had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
So, on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your jackass attitude
you never will.'
Posted 25 September 2008 - 05:25 PM
~ Jaime & Martin ~
"Rain or Swine! 2-0-0-9"
We had 24 people attend our wedding in Las Caletas, Mexico on May 24th, 2009!
We all stayed at The Marriott in P.V., and Honeymooned at The Royal Plantation in Ochos Rios, Jamaica!
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