Kids say the darndest things
Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:43 PM
Posted 11 July 2008 - 04:10 PM
| Originally Posted by JessicaLovesBrian |
He takes things very literally, huh? That's cute. Kids like that are the best, because they will take what you say literally and will basically shut you up when they point out that they are indeed following your rules exactly as you stated them.
Who knew being a wise ass works
Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:16 AM
One day we were on the phone and after a long game of phone tag, she answered "hey stranger". He freaked out! I could hear him screaming in the background, "NO MOMMY! YOU DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS!"
Then, yesterday we were talking about dieting and she said, "well I threw my diet out the window this week" Again, Aidan is in the background "Why did you throw it out the window? Where did it go? I don't see it. You need to go look for it. and on and on.
I love kiddos!
Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:41 AM
Posted 12 July 2008 - 06:33 AM
| Originally Posted by LadyP |
Amir did that.. we went to a baby shower and I said this is Ms. Shelly's baby's birthday party. Amir says where is the baby I say in her stomach. Why would she eat her baby? Doesnt she love him? Try explaining babies to a 5 year old who thinks playing with his penis is a hobby
My mum used to tell me a story of when I was little I really embarrased her one day lol Dad had this thing where you couldn't say someone had "lost" a leg etc he would go nuts and say no its been cut of lmao
Anyway I picked this up and this bloke got on the bus with one leg and I said mum where's his leg and mum said oh he's lost it lol I apparently said well where's he left it thats a bit careless and went on and on and on lmao mum said she wanted the ground to open up and swallow her lol she got home and had a right go at dad lmao
Posted 12 July 2008 - 10:31 AM
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