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#1 Hartyt509

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    Posted 12 June 2008 - 02:36 PM

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

    Desperate

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    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

    DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new application quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support

    #2 A10CalGal

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      Posted 12 June 2008 - 02:54 PM

      Perfect compliment to yesterdays Wife 1.0!

      #3 Alyssa

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        Posted 12 June 2008 - 02:58 PM

        that is FUNNY!

        #4 Hartyt509

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          Posted 12 June 2008 - 03:01 PM

          Quote:
          Originally Posted by Christa
          Perfect compliment to yesterdays Wife 1.0!
          crap i didn't see that lol

          #5 lucy106

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            Posted 12 June 2008 - 03:03 PM

            Ha!! Good one!! Thanks for the Thursday funny!

            #6 A10CalGal

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              Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:03 PM

              Here's a link to the companion joke

              http://bestdestinati...om/forum/t22928




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