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#21 DanielleNDerek

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    Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:22 PM

    Harty's post always make me smile!
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    #22 Alyssa

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      Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:26 PM

      Harty - you are one of the funniest people i know!!!!!!!!

      you always crack me up - i almost peed myself reading about the elephant

      #23 jajajaja

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        Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:35 PM

        LOL. You girls are the best.

        So let me get this straight- the dog ate a stuffed animal and now it's hanging out it's butt? Or did I not follow that right? LOL
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        #24 townie princess

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          Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:53 PM

          This always makes me laugh when I do it. Take a few minutes and give it a try.

          The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
          The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

          Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
          a = poopsie
          b = lumpy
          c = buttercup
          d = gidget
          e = crusty
          f = greasy
          g = fluffy
          h = cheeseball
          i = chim-chim
          j = stinky
          k = flunky
          l = boobie
          m = pinky
          n = zippy
          o = goober
          p = doofus
          q = slimy
          r = loopy
          s = snotty
          t = tulefel
          u = dorkey
          v = squeezit
          w = oprah
          x = skipper
          y = dinky
          z = zsa-zsa

          Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
          a = apple
          b = toilet
          c = giggle
          d = burger
          e = girdle
          f = barf
          g = lizard
          h = waffle
          i = cootie
          j = monkey
          k = potty
          l = liver
          m = banana
          n = rhino
          o = bubble
          p = hamster
          q = toad
          r = gizzard
          s = pizza
          t = gerbil
          u = chicken
          v = pickle
          w = chuckle
          x = tofu
          y = gorilla
          z = stinker

          Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
          a = head
          b = mouth
          c = face
          d = nose
          e = tush
          f = breath
          g = pants
          h = shorts
          i = lips
          j = honker
          k = butt
          l = brain
          m = tushie
          n = chunks
          o = hiney
          p = biscuits
          q = toes
          r = buns
          s = fanny
          t = sniffer
          u = sprinkles
          v = kisser
          w = squirt
          x = humperdinck
          y = brains
          z = juice

          My name comes out as Loopy Gizzardbuns, my sister is Chim-chim Gizzardbuns, and FI is Poopsie Cootiebrain.

          #25 jajajaja

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            Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:56 PM

            Buttercup Applebrain. That's not very sexy LOL.

            I used to be Buttercup Gigglesniffer. haha not sure which one is better.

            Thanks for that- I'll have to look into that children's book. It sounds cute!
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            #26 DanielleNDerek

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              Posted 03 June 2008 - 04:01 PM

              that is cute, i'm Zippy Applejuice
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              #27 nikkianddean

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                Posted 03 June 2008 - 04:03 PM

                Rachel- your new siggy is awesome. You're entitled to a bitchy day (damn, a whole week!) every once in a while.
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                #28 jajajaja

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                  Posted 03 June 2008 - 04:07 PM

                  Quote:
                  Originally Posted by DanielleNDerek
                  that is cute, i'm Zippy Applejuice
                  That sounds like some spiked applejuice. Sounds good to me!

                  Quote:
                  Originally Posted by nikkianddean
                  Rachel- your new siggy is awesome. You're entitled to a bitchy day (damn, a whole week!) every once in a while.
                  Damn straight! Admittedly I'm in a much better mood now.

                  And thanks for the siggy comment. I'm not as talented as most of the girls here so it's the best I got.
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                  #29 Karen

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                    Posted 03 June 2008 - 04:09 PM

                    Quote:
                    Originally Posted by froggie1013
                    Whoa, same clown joke. Weird.
                    Great minds think alike or watch the Today show. the joke was on it yesterday.
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                    #30 Dez921714

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                      Posted 03 June 2008 - 04:22 PM

                      Here's a joke for you...

                      Two men walk into a bar, one says "OUCH!"
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                      150 INVITES / 6 YES / 13 NO




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