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Harty - you are one of the funniest people i know!!!!!!!!

 

you always crack me up - i almost peed myself reading about the elephant

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LOL. You girls are the best.

 

So let me get this straight- the dog ate a stuffed animal and now it's hanging out it's butt? Or did I not follow that right? LOL

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This always makes me laugh when I do it. Take a few minutes and give it a try.

 

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tulefel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

 

My name comes out as Loopy Gizzardbuns, my sister is Chim-chim Gizzardbuns, and FI is Poopsie Cootiebrain.

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Buttercup Applebrain. That's not very sexy LOL.

 

I used to be Buttercup Gigglesniffer. haha not sure which one is better.

 

Thanks for that- I'll have to look into that children's book. It sounds cute!

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Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielleNDerek View Post
that is cute, i'm Zippy Applejuice
That sounds like some spiked applejuice. Sounds good to me!

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Originally Posted by nikkianddean View Post
Rachel- your new siggy is awesome. You're entitled to a bitchy day (damn, a whole week!) every once in a while.
Damn straight! Admittedly I'm in a much better mood now.

And thanks for the siggy comment. I'm not as talented as most of the girls here so it's the best I got.

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Originally Posted by froggie1013 View Post
Whoa, same clown joke. Weird.
Great minds think alike or watch the Today show. the joke was on it yesterday.

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