What a fun thread!! I totally agree with lots of these things!
Drives me nuts when:
-He leaves the toilet seat up, which is like 95% of the time...he's getting better though!
-He leaves hairs on the sink! I agree with everyone else.
-He talks to me about how his stocks are doing...like everyday.
-I ask him to clean and he does the bare minimum. For example, I'll ask him to clean the bathroom sink, but all he does is wipe off his hairs with a paper towel. Ugh!
I drive him nuts when (I interviewed him on these):
-I sometimes wake him up on weekends if I get up earlier and can't fall back asleep.
-I always make up some excuse to go to Target
-I crank up the AC when I get hot and the heater when I get cold
-I hog the TV to watch The Bachlorette, American Idol, SYTYCD, etc.