What was your worst date EVER? (A little bit of Friday fun)
Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:11 PM
What was the worst date you have ever been on?
I was 19 or so and my BFF and I had met some guys that lived about an hour away on spring break...you already know it is going to be bad...
My date got sick and couldn't make it down. I wasn't really worried about it, we were just supposed to hang out. My BFF's date decides to bring another "friend" for me, without my knowledge. Turns out that the "friend" is actually his 30 year old bald boss.
BFF and I were working that night and had to stay a little later than expected. In the meantime the guys got into town early and decided to wait for us...AT THE STRIP CLUB! They were both hammered by the time we got there! BFF's date did tell me he was sorry that "friend" was not at all attractive, but it was ok because he had a lot of money and a nice car.
I spent the rest of the evening trying to pry the drunk old man off me while the other two made out.
So, the moral of the story is...If you have to pick your blind date up at the strip club, it is best to just skip it.
Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:41 PM
Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:46 PM
I worked a trip so I could have a overnight where he lives.
He picks me up in a crappy looking car. -sorry but that was not attractive. Then we have to drive thru the ATM so he can withdraw money. -Okay why didn't he do that before hand.
Oh, his pants were completely wrinkle too??
At dinner he proceeds to tell me how "expensive" it is to date because you buy dinner for the girl & you don't hear back from them so you are back at square one??
We had nothing in common & I was pretty sure that he knew that as well however it's time to drop me off at my hotel room and he ask if he can come upstairs to my room??
DONT THINK SO MISTER!!!
That was the last time I saw him!
Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:13 PM
He called me a few days before the date and all he talked about on the phone was HIM and how much money he makes. I mean he talked about his money for like an hour.
I knew the date was going to suck after that conversation so the night before i went out with my friends and got totally hammered and didnt get home till 3am and got no sleep. So the night of the date i was completely hung over like going to hurl if i ate anything.
Anyways when he picks me up I'm shocked because the guy is about an inch shorter than me (and i'm only 5'4) and only weighs about 20lbs more than me (and at the time i was very thin). And no his face wasnt cute. I was like WTF was my aunt thinking, he's puney as all heck and not even cute too boot.
Well his car is a total clucker (which i was okay with) until we go to the bridge toll when he has to open his door to pay the toll because his window wont roll down. So mr. loaded cant even pay to get his window fixed for his car.
He took me to a phillies game and he proceeds to ask me if i'm from California because i look like a California girl. Which i thought was weird thing to say but whatever. So the whole game we barely have anything to say to each other. It felt like the longest game in history. And finally he gets a call from a coworker and says to his worker "i'm on a date with my future wife" I'm like what date are you on. We barely have anything to say. Oh and he was so obnoxious and conceited and i for the life of me couldnt figure out what he had to be conceited about.
I even went to the bathroom because i was at the point i was going to call someone to pick me up. I know thats messed up but he was so obnoxious i couldnt take it anymore. But unfortunately he followed me to the bathroom everytime i went and waited outside for me (which was actually very polite of him but i wanted to sneak out). So after the game i asked if he could take me striaght home because i felt really sick since i was out the night before. He didnt get the car to a full stop in front of my house when i opened my car door and ran to my front door and yelled "Thanks".
that was the worse date Ever. I dont know what my aunt was thinking but she doesnt really know me so i dont know why she thought she would know what kind of guy i would like.
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