I have a good one, I went to a wedding last year with my FI...7 hours away from where we live.On the invitation it said the ceremony was set to start at 11am so of course we got there about 10:30 to get a seat and get settled before it began. It started off a bit strange because we were literally sitting in a hallway for the ceremony, outside of the ballroom. Anyway, we sat there, and sat there and sat there (meanwhile the grooms side of the family has filled their section and there is almost no one in the brides section). Than the wedding coordinator comes walking down the aisle, grabs the mic and goes "Alright, the wedding will begin at noon, we lied on the invitations so ya'll wouldn't be late" really....I was like you have got to be kidding me...so fast forward and it's like 12:15 and the ceremony hasn't started yet and most of us had been sitting there for almost 2 hours and the musicians they had hired have been playing the same songs for at least the last hour. Poor bride though, her Dad had an issue with his tux so that was why it was further delayed. FINALLY the ceremony begins and she is walking down the aisle and half of her relatives are sneaking in to get chairs..apparently someone told them it didn't really start till noon.
OMG...but it's not over. We go to the ballroom for the reception...where we all wait for another 45 minutes for the bride, groom and bridal party to come. After they arrive and everyone is starving they do all their normal bride and groom stuff the servers literally throw this really gross food at us, no alcohol and it's over. Whole reception was maybe 45 minutes.
By far worst wedding I've been to!