Dear future SIL,
Do NOT tell me that you're not coming because your 6 year old son is too young to travel...do not tell me he'll "forget and drink the water and get sick" or that he can't swim or that he's too young for a Hep A shot. He dosen't need the damn shot anyway!!! Don't tell his 12 year old sister that she dosen't get to go to Mex because of him. It's you! You and your controlling husband are so afraid to step outside the box, why don't you just try to live a little?!? I am so mad at you for not telling your parents; I'm mad that I had to do it because your mom was wondering when I was going to ask you to be my BM...somehow I'm the bad-guy now. If you don't want to come, I don't want you there.
Dear future MIL,
HIS EX IS NOT COMING BACK. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HAPPIER HE IS NOW?!? THERE'S A REASON HE NEVER ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM.
Dear future FIL,
I'm sorry that you wish the wedding was going to be in town, but its not. I'm sure you will feel differently when you're standing on the beach at Las Caletas with a rum and coke in your hand.
Dear BDWF, much better. Thank you!
Dear my precious FI,
I can't wait to see you tonight!