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#1 TammyB

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    Posted 09 February 2007 - 10:15 AM

    The Beaver and the Old Man,,,,

    A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a
    22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
    that?"

    The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
    misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella
    instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a
    beaver. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang, bang, bang,' and the
    beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

    "My point exactly," said the doctor.

    #2 -Kate-

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      Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:16 PM

      First, you have the best jokes! Love it.

      Second, when I read the title I thought "It's either the world's best fable title or the world's worst porn movie title."

      #3 TammyB

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        Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:39 PM

        ROFL I didn't even think of that Kate.. Hmm someones mind is in the gutter this morning.. lol

        #4 Natalie Z

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          Posted 09 February 2007 - 02:30 PM

          tammy that is funny!




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