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#1 TammyB

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    Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:36 PM

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

    "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...You know...they have frozen glasses.. "



    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

    "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
    HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

    and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? --
    MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPYENDING

    #2 Betsy

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      Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:38 PM

      Freakin hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

      #3 JUSTUSTWO

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        Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:39 PM

        OMG...LOL...THAT IS TOOOOO CUTE. I'm sending this to FI's email right now so he knows what to expect when he tries to pull the same thing!

        #4 becks

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        Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:56 PM

        Oh. My.

        I think I'll wait to share that one with FI until AFTER we're married...

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        #5 JUSTUSTWO

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          Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:58 PM

          Quote:
          Originally Posted by becks
          Oh. My.

          I think I'll wait to share that one with FI until AFTER we're married...
          OHHH YEAH...Darn it....And I already sent it!! LOL

          #6 amandalovesryan

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            Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:07 PM



            that is so funny!
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            #7 Nrvsbride

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              Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:13 PM

              That is hysterical! I think I peed my pants!

              #8 TATrisha

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              Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:15 PM

              Oh I love it. I did vomit in my mouth a few times at the pet names... but other than that, hilarious!

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              #9 monicabrandon2008

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                Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:43 PM

                That is freakin' funny!!!! Thanks I needed that laugh!
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                #10 Yari

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                  Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:47 PM

                  I love this!!

                  LOL!!

                  I am so sending it to my FI right now. I just can't wait.




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