Funny Marital Advice
Posted 03 December 2006 - 08:23 PM
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Bonnie, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Bonnie took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Bonnie said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will." And she lived happly ever after.
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