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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookie Recipe

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#1 Heidi

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    Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:05 PM

    Xmas Cookies-- Make sure you invite some friends to help you. It's more
    fun that way!

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
    Level Cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large
    fluffy bowl.

    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
    Make sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup...just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor...

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check
    the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
    make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

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    #2 Wisco4

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      Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:49 PM


      #3 LCBride2007


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        Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:51 PM

        for some reason this line made me giggle ...

        "Mix on the turner."

        #4 MsShelley


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          Posted 18 December 2007 - 07:06 PM

          that is too funny!!

          #5 ACDCDCAC

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          Posted 18 December 2007 - 07:07 PM

          Ha! That was what I needed today :) Very funny!

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            Posted 19 December 2007 - 11:31 AM

            Heidi that's really cute! I don't know if I have a wishdasher to put my stove in so I may not be able to make these.....hehe

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