what the hell? you keep screwwing up and not letting me post right now! can't you see i'm clearly addicted!
CONGRATS!! When is the due date?
WELCOME BACK!!! You are finally back to yourself! It just took a few shots and lots of Miller Lite!
Dear guys at the bar last night,
It is NOT okay to go up to a girl and start "pelvic thrusting" when she is clearly having fun with her friends. You look like a dog air humping with this estranged look on your face! I would say only 30% of the male population can actually dance...and everyone of you at the bar last night fell into the 70% percent. You couldn't take a prostitute home with those moves!!
GO AWAY!!! I thought that massive amounts of water and advil last night in my drunken stooper would be a sure way of dodging you!!! I can't deal with it right now. Also, could you please get my stomache under control and stop making it upset. FI's friend is visiting our small, quiet, 1 bathroom house and I do NOT need to make it smell like I just died!! how embarassing.....I will feed you all the norms to make you go away...(ice cream, chicken fingers, pizza) just please....don't do this to me!!
I love you!! You girls are awesome and I had a blast night!! I love making up stories to tell guys that freaks them out!!! Thank you for making AZ bearable (besides FI). You are the BEST!!! PS....heather, I think you did a good thing by breaking it off with your boy last night. I really think he is gay...