Off Your Chest

[Alyssa]

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Originally Posted by Christa -------------------------------------------- Dear self, Unbelievable! You are still in your robe! Although you are making chicken soup from scratch & dealing with mortgage stuff, I think it might look like you've been sleeping all day when DH gets home. AND, 1:30 is definitely too early to start drinking, even though it's Friday...dude, you're wearing a robe & drinking rum & soda. Jesus.

Dear Christa,

You have had a very difficult week with the kid, drug test, mortage, job stuff, DH attitude, fighting, driving, etc. DH is lucky you are not sitting on the sofa watching Jerry Springer, drinkinging straight Rum and laughing at yourself.

Please make sure to enjoy every sip of rum and coke and pace yourself.

Alyssa

[TammyB]

Dear Mr Rogers,

 

When you wrote your song "it's a beautiful day in the neighbor hood" what exactly was going on at that time?

[Nespie]

Dear future SIL,

 

Do NOT tell me that you're not coming because your 6 year old son is too young to travel...do not tell me he'll "forget and drink the water and get sick" or that he can't swim or that he's too young for a Hep A shot. He dosen't need the damn shot anyway!!! Don't tell his 12 year old sister that she dosen't get to go to Mex because of him. It's you! You and your controlling husband are so afraid to step outside the box, why don't you just try to live a little?!? I am so mad at you for not telling your parents; I'm mad that I had to do it because your mom was wondering when I was going to ask you to be my BM...somehow I'm the bad-guy now. If you don't want to come, I don't want you there.

 

Dear future MIL,

 

HIS EX IS NOT COMING BACK. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HAPPIER HE IS NOW?!? THERE'S A REASON HE NEVER ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM.

 

 

Dear future FIL,

 

I'm sorry that you wish the wedding was going to be in town, but its not. I'm sure you will feel differently when you're standing on the beach at Las Caletas with a rum and coke in your hand.

 

 

Dear BDWF, much better. Thank you!

 

Dear my precious FI,

I can't wait to see you tonight!

[gkashmira]

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Originally Posted by Christa Dear self, ...dude, you're wearing a robe & drinking rum & soda.

Dear self,

Stop feeling jealous of Christa...

[MelissaH]

Dear Christa,

 

At least you waited until 1:30

[Can'tHardlyWait]

Dear self,

 

Not using bread doesn't make peanut butter "a low fat snack." Here is a general guideline: nothing you are going to eat out of a jar by the tablesoon is going to help you lose weight!

[Chiquita]

Haha.. I can't believe it took me so long to read through this whole thread.. Glenda and Christa.. you guys rawk! So funny!!!

 

Dear BDW,

Thanks for being there for me. My two best friends (and BM's) are now single so I don't feel like I can talk to them about wedding stuff.. sigh.

 

Dear FI,

 

Thank you for always smiling and running to meet me at the door when I get home from work. And for giving me a big kiss. It's the best part of my day, seriously!

[A10CalGal]

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Originally Posted by Mrs.B 2008 Dear Christa, You have had a very difficult week with the kid, drug test, mortage, job stuff, DH attitude, fighting, driving, etc. DH is lucky you are not sitting on the sofa watching Jerry Springer, drinkinging straight Rum and laughing at yourself. Please make sure to enjoy every sip of rum and coke and pace yourself. Alyssa

Dear Alyssa,

I have a confession to make. I have been watching an America's Top Model marathon ALL DAY!

[Nespie]

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Originally Posted by stacy75 Dear self, Why did you just eat 2 bags of peanut m&m's just because you are bored? What is wrong with you?

Dear Stacy,

Thank you for getting me off the computer and out the door... I have errands to run, but number one on my list is peanut m&m's! Yum. Guess I'll be back in a bit with a similar post to yours...just can't help myself!

[DreaW]

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Originally Posted by Christa Dear Alyssa, I have a confession to make. I have been watching an America's Top Model marathon ALL DAY!

Oh my gosh Christa I'm watching ANTM reruns also LOL