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[Spazz]

Dear Idiot Dentist,

When I am crying and shaking in pain because the Novocaine didn't kick in yet, why did you continue to drill my tooth? What f-ing dental school did you graduate from? First you tell me it's my wisdom tooth coming in (which it wasn't), then you told me it was a cavity and drilled (and it wasn't), then you FINALLY sent me to get a root canal (which is what you should have done in the first place). Seriously!!!! I HATE YOU!

[LadyP]

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Originally Posted by albrosious Dear LadyP, Honey, you and I are in the same boat, we should motivate each other, only you have until October and I only have until May! YIKES! Good luck! TOo many Christmas cookies every place I turn too!

Lawrence comes home with pies like I need a damn pie. but him being fat is ok. I refuse to look like shamu in my wedding dress. I will a shake drinking somebody ( what are they called one for dinner and lunch) Or I will take stock in Progressive. hehehehe.

[amandalovesryan]

lizz, hope your mouth feels better!

[MelissaH]

Dear sinuses,

 

Please stop dripping - I hate blowing my nose...it really grosses me out...and you're making it very difficult not to do so on a regular basis.

I'm pretty sure you're grossing out everyone around me as well.

Also, I have a party to go to tomorrow night, and the last thing I want to show up with is a big red nose, chapped lips and a box of kleenex in my hands.

 

Thanks.

[albianstar]

Dear Self

stop worring so much

you have so much to be thankful for

thank God for Every moment you have been so successfull and have a great man who values family so much

Stop obbsessing about moving somewhere where it doesnt get -40

maybe that is not in the cards for you so get used to it

[Birdie07]

Dear TA,

You are an f'ing inconsiderate bitch!! You were suppose to handle and relieve stress not cause stress. When you cancel and reschedule our flights making sure we know would be good. Instead of us calling American Airlines the night before to make sure everything is on time and having them tell us we have no reservations or tickets and spending 45 minutes on the phone trying to figure out what the hell you did. You can be certain I will not use you again. I did not need to hear that I had no flight to my wedding in the midst of packing. You are a complete MORON! All our flights have different times I"m glad we called or we would of missed our flight!!! And you can be certain I would of paid you a personal visit!!

 

Not happy,

Cali

[ACDCDCAC]

Cali, that sucks. I am so glad you called to verify your plans before it was to late. Being in the travel industry, this is one of the best pieces of advice I can give someone: Double check everything with enough time to fix things! No one cares about your trip as much as you do so be proactive! You paid for this super expensive trip, now act like it matters to you! Hehe, so many times people show up and act as if they can't believe we didn't babysit them thru the process of acting like an adult and taking care of the details. I am so proud of you for being a "Good" passenger and making my life as an airline employee easier Thanks! Now have a really good trip and try not to stress!

[MikkiStreak]

Dear Seaf,

 

Please restrain yourself from the desire to beat your head against a wall. The brain inside knows you're pissed and is trying to find a solution. If you're going to bang the shit out of something, it really should be either your FI for stress relief, or FSIL to knock some fucking sense into her. Option 1 is better because Option 2 will just leave you with about as much common sense as FSIL has, apparently.

 

Signed,

The Shaking Rage Within

[A10CalGal]

Dear Husband,

 

Saturday is my day off. So, when I tell you to let me know if you have any grocery requests, be happy and thankful! All you have to do is tell me what you'd like. Asking me if I'm going to Costco & then being disappointed that I'm am just going to the "regular" grocery store is completely unnecessary.

 

I don't go to Costco on weekends. You konw this. This is an intregal part of my stress management program - NO COSTCO ON WEEKENDS. Why does it matter where I get the milk? I don't even drink milk. Your lovely son drinks milk. And quite frankly, I'm not even sure why I need to go out of my way to buy his fricking milk when he can't even put a damn dish in the dishwasher.

 

So, seriously DH, just tell me what you want & don't worry about where it comes from. Now I'm probably going to sit on my ass & watch TV instead of going to the grocery store...oh yea, going for a pedi too. Love, me

[ACDCDCAC]

Hehe, Christa, I am so with that. If the sweet children would like something nice done for them, why don't they do something nice for us? Without being asked!