Off Your Chest

[trisha0612]

It's takes forever to catch up on all these posts!!!

 

dear student teacher,

you are so lucky you only have 3 more weeks in this classroom! besides the fact that I get to sit around on BDW while you teach, you have done nothing but been a stress point! I know you just got divorced and have been dating again, but is it necessary to check your phone every 5 minutes, and listen to your voicemail while your SUPPOSED to be teaching? And honey, your in a first grade classroom, what makes you think that you can come in here completely unprepared and expect the kids to sit still while you walk around with your thumb up your @ss looking for something to do! I'm sick of doing double the work! I can't wait for your supervisor to come in here, b/c even though he hits on me, I plan on actually sitting down and talking to him!!! And stop asking if you can have my job...NO BIOTCH! These kids actually need to LEARN something this year!

 

Dear FI,

I hope your doctor's appt. goes okay today! I know you do not have cancer of the elbow, and it's just probably bursitis...so hopefully you will not be as grumpy tonight! I don't mean to sound picky, but I am so happy you have been back on track with the sex deal, but if I could just ask one thing?? Could you not wake me up out of a dead sleep in the middle of the night when you know I'm getting up at 4:30 for the gym?? And don't tell me I'm not into it...b/c well....DUH! It's 1:30 in the morning and I've been sleeping (and I thought you were too) since 10!

 

Dear printer,

Where the F*** are my STDs?? You said they would be done by Monday, and I haven't heard from you yet!

[NYJen]

Trisha - your posts totally crack me up!!!!

[MikkiStreak]

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Originally Posted by Galit I love it. Imagine Maria showed up with disposable plates and forks... oooh, I have an idea! Maria why don't you tell them you have decided to become a Jew and will only eat kosher food - that lets you bring your own food PLUS disposable dishes and utensils... clearly this is the perfect solution

hehehe--- well, being Jewish would certainly get me out of this dinner and probably all future dinners too----- much too offensive for the Catholics to think one of 'their own' jumped ship to another religion.

[MikkiStreak]

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Originally Posted by Christa Ewwwwww Maria! Really, they live like that? That is boardering on a call to the health department. I wouldn't go. That's just unsanitary and gross. What other explanation do you need? Or, you could bring your own plate & utensils??

Yep, hate to admit it- but their house is really bad. To the point where this weekend they were going to have a free fire inspection done on the house and I had to tell them that the fire department works very closely with the city inspector's office, and that they're risking being reported and fined for all the issues with the house (foundation is collapsing, holes in the roof where squirrels enter, holes in the walls where rats enter, a big empty concrete swimming pool that is shifting upward because they never put holes in the bottom and filled it in with dirt, etc...)...

The house is so bad that literally---- they were turned down by those 'we buy ugly houses' people...

[Yari]

Dear FI:

 

I am sorry that I left you an irrational message on your hotel voicemail. I am so angry that I was talking to a coworker about gun control and missed your call on my work line and cell phone. I guess I should have kept my cell phone with me, but I didn't think about it. I wish you would have paged me when you got my work voicemail, but I do understand that it wasn't an emergency so a page wasn't necessary.

 

I just really miss you and hate that you travel so much for work. I also want to talk to you about what the loan officer told me today and just hear your voice. I hate it when you go out to dinner with all of your coworkers and call me when you are drunk. I can not have an intelligent conversation with you and it bothers me.

 

It also pisses me off that you forgot your freaking phone charger. I think it is unacceptable that you are unable to be reached. Especially since we are expecting emails and phone calls from our loan officer. How am I supposed to contact you? Ugh!

[trisha0612]

Dear MoBride,

 

I'm sorry for your bad day, but it is sure nice to know that my district isn't the only one that has NO CLUE what it is really doing!

[Spazz]

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Originally Posted by yari2566 It also pisses me off that you forgot your freaking phone charger. I think it is unacceptable that you are unable to be reached. Especially since we are expecting emails and phone calls from our loan officer. How am I supposed to contact you? Ugh!

My FI used to travel every week for work and he ALWAYS forgot his charger, so I know how annoying that is!

[1elephant]

dear fi,

 

for the last 1 1/2 yrs +, you've been telling me that you'd pay to have my car repainted after some asshole keyed it from the rearview all the way to the gas tank. for the last 6 months, i've been telling you that i'll freaking pay for it with who knows what money - but it needs to be done...i've also been telling you that since you work in an office filled with men, maybe you could just ASK for a recommendation for a body shop...but no...instead, for the last year and a half, i've been driving around with a HUGE rusted key mark, which is incredibly embarrassing...i'm paying $600/month for this f'ed up SUV that you convinced me to buy (i'll admit, i did want it, but i couldn't justify it on a teacher's salary)...while you drive around in both of your polished, freshly waxed cars...i understand that you've had a few rotten months, but forget about offering to pay for it - all i want is a godd*mn name so i can call and i can get a quote and i can pay for it....b/c it's a bit ridiculous already.

 

if you don't get me a name by friday, i'm taking the FX to work until you get info for me.

 

oh, and by the way, pouting and whining about not having a good month are not helping you do any better, nor is leaving early - and is certainly not helping the morale in the office ... shape up - it's your company, stupid!

love,

your loving, pms-ing fiance

[Can'tHardlyWait]

Dear self,

 

How on earth do you walk all the way to the gym, find out your pilates class is cancelled, and then walk right home?!?! I mean, did you forget your glasses that you couldn't see all the equipment that you could have used to work out? I am starting to think that you aren't serious about losing weight, otherwise you wouldnt have come home and snacked on cheese. I am so ashamed... sometimes I feel like I don't even know you.

[Can'tHardlyWait]

Dear self,

 

How on earth do you walk all the way to the gym, find out your pilates class is cancelled, and then walk right home?!?! I mean, did you forget your glasses that you couldn't see all the equipment that you could have used to work out? I am starting to think that you aren't serious about losing weight, otherwise you wouldnt have come home and snacked on cheese. I am so ashamed... sometimes I feel like I don't even know you.