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#1 Heidi

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    Posted 27 September 2007 - 11:21 AM

    Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He said "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.' "So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' "I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

    "Hmmm, "said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here try these on." So she did and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me." Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

    Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine." So he did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
    Married April 4, 2008 at the Riu Ocho Rios!

    #2 Jaysgirl119

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      Posted 27 September 2007 - 11:24 AM

      HA HA! Love it

      #3 Can'tHardlyWait

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        Posted 27 September 2007 - 11:26 AM

        Love it... I'm forwarding this to FI

        #4 LadyP

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          Posted 27 September 2007 - 11:32 AM

          exactly. Tell him again Jill

          #5 melglnh2o

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            Posted 27 September 2007 - 11:32 AM

            That is hysterical. We do have all the power!!

            #6 Adamsgrrl

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              Posted 27 September 2007 - 11:33 AM

              Fowarding it to FI!!

              #7 Spazz

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                Posted 27 September 2007 - 12:28 PM

                Lol...

                #8 Sdofka309

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                  Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:08 PM

                  Lol

                  #9 Sdofka309

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                    Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:08 PM

                    Lol

                    #10 Sdofka309

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                      Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:08 PM

                      Lol




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