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David Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

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10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords-1 outlet

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.

1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.

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Story of my life.....Especially the opening up of attachments/and or looking at wedding stuff all day long! I'm constantly turning around watching for passer-bys. geez. funny! rofl.gif

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Story of my life.....Especially the opening up of attachments/and or looking at wedding stuff all day long! I'm constantly turning around watching for passer-bys. geez. funny! rofl.gif
Amen to that.

We are building a new executive wing. I can't wait. No more minimizing/ maximizing the forum all day long!

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