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#1 Nrvsbride

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    Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:26 PM

    Summer Classes for Men at:

    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Friday, September 14th, 2007


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    *Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors*

    #2 jak27

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      Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:28 PM

      The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
      Round Table Discussion.
      Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

      That's my favorite! Thanks Glenda, totally made me chuckle at work!

      #3 Sarah

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        Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:28 PM

        Once again Glenda, you have nearly proven why I should wear Depends when reading your posts! Too funny...I've seen this one before, but it always makes me laugh my ass off. I love the "round table discussion" and "group practice". Too funny...

        #4 Nrvsbride

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          Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:30 PM

          Quote:
          Originally Posted by NurseSarah
          Once again Glenda, you have nearly proven why I should wear Depends when reading your posts!
          That's how I feel when Maria, Jamy or Melissa (lissah) post!

          #5 Sarah

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            Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:35 PM

            Quote:
            Originally Posted by Nrvsbride
            That's how I feel when Maria, Jamy or Melissa (lissa) post!
            Oh yes, I absolutely agree with that list! lol



            #6 MsShelley

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              Posted 12 September 2007 - 06:02 PM

              very funny!!! I need to sign up Amos for a few...

              #7 Sharonie

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                Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:41 PM

                OMG, I'll have to enroll Paul in almost all of them - "Poor" guy. Yeah right!!...

                #8 ~Melissa~

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                Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:50 PM

                LMAO that's awesome Glenda, that was a good laugh for sure!

                I need to sign him up for class 1 and 4. He pretty much aces the rest (for now anyway) hahaha




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